Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par

Funny SMS, Poetry SMS

A Roman Urdu poem about wanting to kill a mosquito — then thinking twice.

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

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  1. Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein..

    2. Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein.. Shayad kuch jazbaat ki kami hai iss dil mein.. Pehle to hum harr baat par haste ya rote the.. Par ab shayad koi ehsaas hi nahi hai mere dil mein!!

  2. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata

    3. A mosquito bites someone in broad daylight; when challenged, it explains the economy is bad and it's doing overtime. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?" Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."

  3. 1 machar ko marne se

    4. An SMS guilt-trip comparing stingy messaging to mosquito hunting: killing one bug does not make you a hunter, and two texts won't break the bank. Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se tum shikari nahin ban jao gey . . . . . Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se tum bhikari nahin […]

  4. 1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

    5. Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha, woh usko pakar k kha gaya! Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha, us ne pakar k chinese say pocha: . . . . . Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

  5. aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai....

    6. Plays up a friend's sad expression and teary eyes as deep concern — then diagnoses it as an iodine deficiency and prescribes table salt. aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai.... aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai.... NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!

  6. Aap k chehre ko gulab likhoonga

    7. Lamho Lamho per Khwaab Likhoonga, Apni zindagi per kitaab likhoonga, Aapki gardan(neck) ko phoolon ki tehni, Aur aapke chehre ko gulab likhoonga.

  7. Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahin dete

    8. Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahin dete, dil ko jazbat ka tohfa nahin dete, hum to tumhe chand bhi de dete, lekin chand ko chand ka tohfa nahin dete.

  8. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    9. A funny friendship SMS sending a message on a stealth mission to a sleeping friend, ending with a cheeky demand to text back. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

  9. Chand Raat Mubarak !!

    10. Festive Roman Urdu Chand Raat greeting wishing sour, sweet, spicy, and lively happiness on the eve of Eid. **** Chand Raat Mubarak !! **** Wishing u kuch khatti, Kuch meethi, Kuch chatpati, Kuch chulbuli khushion se bhari Eid Mubarak

  10. Aagar Raat Ko koi...

    11. A romantic midnight scene — someone entering your room, touching your face — before pivoting hard into a mosquito repellent brand. Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye, Tumhare Badan ko chume, Gaalo ko kiss kare, toh Romantic maat bano, . . . . "MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...

  11. Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai...

    12. A ghazal about fearing the night after heartbreak — everything about love now feels like a threat. Baat Din Ki Nahi, Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai... Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai... Tere Tohfay Ne To Bas Khoon Ke Aansoo Hi Diye... Zindagi Ab Teri Saughaat Se Dar Lagta Hai... Pyaar […]

  12. Mere dil ke liye bane ho

    13. A romantic Roman Urdu miss you about convincing yourself that someone exists just for you — until reality gently interrupts. Kbhi kabhi main tumhe dekhta hun aur sochta hun ki tum sirf mere liye bane ho lekin phir sochta hun k tum toh mere dil ke liye bane ho my jan I Miss you

  13. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena

    14. A soft Roman Urdu good night reminding the reader not to waste this beautiful night staying awake when sweet dreams are waiting. Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat mili. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag […]

  14. Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti

    15. An Urdu verse for someone who makes time move differently. Without them, even a single day feels incomplete and slow. Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti, Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti, Na khafa howa karay wo usay kehna, Bina us k Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti

  15. Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam

    16. Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam , Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

  16. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    17. A warm Roman Urdu miss you asking an SMS to travel quietly to a sleeping friend and smile on the sender's behalf. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  17. Raat ronay ki hasrat thi

    18. Her red eyes get a polite answer — couldn't sleep — but the truth is she wanted to cry all night and couldn't even manage that. Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen, Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki, Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon, Raat ronay ki hasrat […]

  18. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

    19. Munna Bhai's poetic moon comparison to a girl backfires immediately when she turns the night-creature imagery right back at him. MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

  19. Kaisay guzarti hay raat meri

    20. Kaun kehta hay k teri yaad say ghafil hay Saquib Bister ki har shikan se poch kaisay guzarti hay raat meri..!

  20. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

    21. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto "Dard-e-bhutto" "Dard-e-bhutto" Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ha koi muqabla karne wala

  21. Kyu dil k mere tukray kar diye

    22. Kyu dil k mere tukray kar diye, kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan sey baha diye, gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhain, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhar diye

  22. Mere dil ko nikal laina Faraz

    23. Dafnane Se pehlay Mere Dil Ko Nikaal Lena "FARAZ" Kahin Khaak Main Na Mill Jaye Mere Dil Main Rehnay Wala

  23. Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy

    24. Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy, Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay, Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy, Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay

  24. RAAT hui jab shaam k baad

    25. RAAT hui jab shaam k baad Teri yaad aayi har baat k baad Hum ne khamosh rah kar bhi dekha Phir bhi teri aawaz aayi har saans k baad

  25. Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi

    26. Raat guzri phir mehekti subah ayi, dil dharka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aankhon ne mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko, jo tumhe chhu kar hamare pass ayi.

  26. mere hamsafar

    27. Mere Humsafer, mere Hum-nasheen Main ne Rab se manga to kuch nahi Per jub bhi mangi koi dua! Nahi manga kuch bhi "Tere Siwa" Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Naye ehad ki Sabhi rahtain, Sabhi chahtain, Wo ata kre tujhe manzlain, Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Tujhe Bakht de, Tujhe Taj de Tujhe […]

  27. Woh nadiyan nahi thi, mere aansu thay

    28. Woh nadiyan nahi thi mere aansu thay, Jis per mere dost kashtiyan chalatay rahay, Manzil milay unhain ye chahat thi meri, Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahatay rahay...

  28. Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai

    29. Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai

  29. Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna

    30. Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna. Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hoont Hansi Ko Tarse, Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.

  30. Khuwab ab raat bhar nahin aatay

    31. Dost dushman nazar nahin atay Ab to pather bhi ghar nahin atay Sub ko roona mera mazaq lagay Ashq aankhon main bhar nahin aatay Baap say pocho kia guzarti hai Baitiyon k jo bur nahin aatay Mujh say pocha yeh raat wehshat nay aaj kal aap ghar nahin aatay, Dosti ho gaye sitaron say, Khuwab […]

  31. Raat kya dhali sitare chala gayay,

    32. Raat kya dhali sitare chala gayay, Gairo sa kya gila jab aapna chalay gayay, Jeet to saktay thay ishq bi bazi ham bhi, Magar tumhe jitanay ka liya hartay chalay gayay

  32. Thoray say andhairay say raat nahin hoti

    33. Chahne say har baat puri nahi hoti,  Thoray say andhairay say raat nahi hoti, Jo pasand hai sab say zyada, Unse kambakht mulakat nahi hoti.

  33. Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar Raat na hoti

    34. Qudrat ke karishmo mein agar Raat na hoti, Khuwabon mein bhi unse Mulaqat na hoti, Yeh Dil hi to har ek Ghum ki wajah hai, Yeh Dil hi na hota to koi baat hi na hoti.