1 machar ko marne se

Hindi Insult SMS

An SMS guilt-trip comparing stingy messaging to mosquito hunting: killing one bug does not make you a hunter, and two texts won't break the bank.

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

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