Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain

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Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,

Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai

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    2. Wo nafrat bhi kartay hain pyar k liyay, Wo inkaar bhi kartay hain iqrar k liyay, Ajeeb hotay hai yeh ishq karne waalay, Aankhain bhi band kartay hain to sirf deedaar k liyay.

  2. Intezar to sab kartay hain

    3. Jo hud say na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kiya Jo pyar karnay pay majboor na kar day wo iqrar hi kia, Intezar to sab kartay hain, saansain tootnay tuk Jo sath na day woh yaar hi kia

  3. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath

    4. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

  4. kub yaad kartay hain ?

    5. Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

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  7. Kaisi bachon si baatain kartay ho

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  8. Hum tum ko KITNA YAAD kertay hain

    9. Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain, Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain, Ab aik sms main kaisay batayain k, Hum tum ko KITNA YAAD kertay hain...

  9. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain

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  10. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain

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  11. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

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  13. sary jhagre ana key hote hain

    14. Qurb key na wafa key hote hain sary jhagre ana key hote hain Wo humara hai is tarha se faiz jaise bande Khuda key hote hain

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    15. Chupke chupke faryad kia kertay hain, Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain, Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain, k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain

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    17. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hain. Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha, Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hain!

  17. Kitnay chehray hain is duniya mein,

    18. Kitnay chehray hain is duniya mein, Magar humko ek chehra hi nazar aata hai, Duniya ko hum ab kya dekhain, Ab uski yaadon me hi sara waqt guzar jata Hai. . . . !!

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  22. Dost akser yunhi ban jatay hain

    23. Dost akser yunhi ban jatay hain Kuch sath rehtay hain kuch bicher jatay hain. Kuch yaad rakhtay hain Kuch bhul jate hain. Ab hum aapko dekhte hain Aap kahan tak saath nibhatay hain

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    24. Tare asman me chamkte hain Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hain Hum bhi kitne nadan hain Aap dil me rehte hain or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

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