Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain

Hindi Funny SMS

Comparing a friend who almost never replies to the World Cup — same low frequency, same long wait between appearances.

Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,

Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai

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  1. kub yaad kartay hain ?

    2. Roman Urdu verse about wanting others' happiness while sitting in wait, wondering when the person being thought of will send a message. Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

  2. Intezar to sab kartay hain

    3. Jo hud say na guzar jaye wo pyar hi kiya Jo pyar karnay pay majboor na kar day wo iqrar hi kia, Intezar to sab kartay hain, saansain tootnay tuk Jo sath na day woh yaar hi kia

  3. Wo nafrat bhi kartay hain pyar k liyay,

    4. Wo nafrat bhi kartay hain pyar k liyay, Wo inkaar bhi kartay hain iqrar k liyay, Ajeeb hotay hai yeh ishq karne waalay, Aankhain bhi band kartay hain to sirf deedaar k liyay.

  4. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath

    5. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

  5. Kaisi bachon si baatain kartay ho

    6. Mujsay bicher kay kush rahtay ho Meri tarah tum bi jothay ho Eik diwar pay chand nikla tha Main yeh samjah tum baithay ho Ojlay ojlay phool khelay thay Bilkul jaisay tum hanstay thay Mujay sham bata dayti hai Tum kaisay kapray pehnay ho Dil ka hall para chahray say Sahil say lahrain gintay ho […]

  6. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

    7. A Sardar heat joke where the solution to feeling uncomfortably warm while sitting beside an air conditioner is to consider turning it on. Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

  7. Kisi ki aas ban kar phir usay tanha nahi kartay

    8. Kisi ki aas ban kar phir usay tanha nahi kartay bhalay kitni bhi mushkil ho magar aisa nahi kartay mohabbat mein shikayat ka kahin dastoor hota hay gila kar kay mohabbat ko kabhi ruswa nahi kartay wafa'ain dar haqiqat mein bari anmol hoti hain kabhi apni wafa'aon ka sila maanga nahi kartay

  8. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain

    9. A Roman Urdu rain poem — dark clouds, a hidden moon, and memories of someone not here. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

  9. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain

    10. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankhon se chalakte hain..!

  10. Dil mey KHUDA hain....sub mujh per FIDA hain

    11. Dil mey KHUDA hain, Aankh mey NASHA hain, Baat mey MAZAA hain, Chaal mey ADAA hain, Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain, Pyar mey WAFAA hain! Arrey.... isiliye toh sab log Mujh per FIDAA hain...

  11. Kitnay chehray hain is duniya mein,

    12. Kitnay chehray hain is duniya mein, Magar humko ek chehra hi nazar aata hai, Duniya ko hum ab kya dekhain, Ab uski yaadon me hi sara waqt guzar jata Hai. . . . !!

  12. Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain

    13. Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain Dil ki baatay hazar hoti hain Piyar may pata chal raha hay abb Kasay nindhay kharab hoti hain Zamana kuo dushman banta hay Kasa sunna baatay azab hoti hain Samajh may kuch nahi aata Sameer Aqal ki batay baykar hoti hain

  13. Dil me har raaz daba k rakhte hain

    14. Keeps every secret buried deep and every tear hidden — because the world only shows up for joy. Dil me har raaz daba k rakhte hain, Honto pay muskan saja k rakhtey hain, Ye duniya sirf khushi main saath deti hay, Is liye hum apne aanso chupa k rakhte hain...

  14. Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain

    15. Hum app ki yaad main udas hain, Bas app say milnay ki ass hay, Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon, Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.

  15. Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

    16. Urdu poem for the friend you don't see every day but never stop thinking about. Hum woh phool hain jo roz roz nahi khiltay, Yeh wo hont hain jo kabhi nahin siltay, Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain, Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

  16. Yaad aate hain lifetime

    17. A warm Roman Urdu observation that people come and go every day, but a true friend is made once and remembered for a lifetime. Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME* Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME* Dost bante hain *ONE TIME* Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*

  17. duniya ki to humain parvah nahi bas tumhe khone say dartay hain

    18. The whole world can go — the only fear is losing you, the only prayer is for you to stay happy. Teray ishq me jeetay hain tere ishq me marte hain, tum khush raho sirf yehi dua hum kiya karte hain. duniya ki to humain parvah nahi bas tumhe khone say dartay hain.

  18. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

    19. A warm Roman Urdu metaphor for deep friendship: just as eyes weep when hands hurt, a true friend feels your pain as their own. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

  19. Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain

    20. A ghazal about self-restraint in love — hiding from chance encounters, eyes wet, alone without even a friend. Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain, Shaam hotay hi khud ko rok lia kertay hain Jaisay mujrim hay bina jurm karay koi, Aisa woh hum say sulook rawan rakhtay hain, Ho na jayai kahin […]

  20. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

    21. A trick question SMS that slowly coaxes you into checking your own head for horns, then delivers the punchline about donkeys. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure? plz check again. no? ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

  21. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

    22. A complaint about cheapskate friends who text but never call — and the bad luck of collecting exactly those kinds of people. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

  22. Aaho kon log bolty hain?

    23. A man confidently explains which kind of people say 'aaho' — then immediately proves his own point without noticing. 1st man : yar ye "aaho" kon log bolty hyn??? 2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!! 1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ??? 2nd man : […]

  23. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

    24. A teacher asks a Pathan what a murderer is called, using the example of killing one's own father. Pathan's answer sidesteps the vocabulary entirely. Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

  24. Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

    25. Two vows taken today: never look at other girls, and never treat any girl as a stranger. They cancel each other out completely. Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain 1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga Aur 2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

  25. kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain

    26. Ranks cheapskates by tier, saving the top spot for the person who sends a miscall just to check their own balance. Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.

  26. Baqi horain kahan hain ?

    27. A suicide bomber's device fails; he wakes up in hospital and asks the nurse where his promised houris are. Khudkash bombar ne bomb ka button dabaya lekin dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya. Jab hospital me hosh aya or Nurse ko dekha to bola, Baqi horain kahan hain ?

  27. Sirf tere liye hain

    28. Straightforward Roman Urdu romantic SMS listing love, prayers, and devotion as all exclusively yours. Meri mohabbat Meri wafain Meri duain Meri adain Meri yeh dolat Meri yeh shohrat Sirf tere liye hain, Sirf tere liye hain

  28. Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

    29. A mock couplet in the style of classical Urdu shayari — ten planes on the tarmac, and one of them has Faraz in the cockpit. Arz kiya hai Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz . . . . Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P

  29. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

    30. A maid consoles her mistress over the husband's alleged affair — then accidentally reveals she has personal reasons to disagree he'd cheat. naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab […]

  30. Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

    31. Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

  31. Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?

    32. Wordplay on heart bypass surgery: BYPASS = PASS if it works, BYE if it doesn't. Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain? Kion k agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

  32. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

    33. Yearns to see the recipient day and night — admits they keep Cartoon Network on hoping the person will appear on screen. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain, Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain, Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen, Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

  33. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

    34. Declares the worst punishment for friends is not a shoe-beating but being made to smell a sweaty sock. Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Wah wah..!! Irshad Irshaad..!! Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain, Joota nahin maartay, bus Moza sungha dete hain...