Aaho kon log bolty hain?

Hindi Funny SMS

A man confidently explains which kind of people say 'aaho' — then immediately proves his own point without noticing.

1st man : yar ye "aaho" kon log bolty hyn???
2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!!

1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ???
2nd man : aaho ... :P

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    2. A Roman Urdu rain poem — dark clouds, a hidden moon, and memories of someone not here. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

  2. Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dharaktay hain

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  4. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

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  12. Baqi horain kahan hain ?

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    18. Wordplay on heart bypass surgery: BYPASS = PASS if it works, BYE if it doesn't. Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain? Kion k agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

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    20. A child calls his dad a coward for holding his hand crossing the road — and refuses to see it any other way. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

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    21. A boy seen with a different girl every day for a week. Moral: girls change, boys don't. 1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

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  31. Jannat k 8 darwazay hain

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  32. Aap hamare dil me rehte hain

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