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- Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
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- Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.
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- Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..
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- girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style
- 1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.
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~ÂAEY RABÂ~ TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr, Ye Meri Nazr ka Qasoor Ha, TERI Rah Guzar Me Qadam Qadam, Kahein Arsh Ha, kahein Toor Ha! Ye Bja Ha MALIK-E-DO JAHAN, Meri Bandagi Me Qasoor Ha, Ye khata Ha Meri khata Mgr, TERA Nam B To GHAFOOR Ha, Ye Bta ma TUJH Se Miloon kahan, Mujhe […]
Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, Wah wah wah? arz kia he Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay, karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar....... customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai, "Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi" dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)
Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon. Happy Hug Day Sweetheart
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Aaj Rose Day Hai, Socha K Tumhe Ek Gulab Bhejun Lekin.! Kaise Kahun Ki Teri Ahmiyat Meri Zindagi, Tuh Jaise Mera Ek Jeeta Sa Khwaab Hai, Teri Awaaz, Teri Her Baat Aur Tera Pehlu, Kya Kahun Itnaa Khoobsurat Ki Jaise Ek Gulaab Hai.! Ab Gulaab Ko Kaise Main Gulab Bhejun ?
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.
Teri deed jisko naseeb ho wo naseeb khushnaseeb hai, Teri yaad hai meri zindagi tujhe dekhna meri EiD hai.. Eid mubarak
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.! Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.! Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.! Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double, Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble, Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart & Fit, Teray liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
Yeh Wada Hai Ke Hum Tujhe Us Mod Tak Layenge, Jahan Hum Apna Dard Teri Aankhon Say Chalka Kay Dekhayenge
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........ hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo... .. phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo... Kaisaaaaaaa
Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kaminay ho ?
Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya. Aur Goongay nai dekh liya . . . .. Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ? Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha.. Kisi nay pocha:"Yeh kon sa janwar hai?" tota(parrot) bola: "PATHAN"
Ey Allah! Mai kamzor hun tu taqat wala hai Ey Allah! Mai ajiz hon tu be-neyaz hai Ey Allah! Mai mangta hon tu Daata hai Ey Allah! Mai mujrim hon tu shahensha hai Tujhe teri shane raheemi-o kareemi ka wasta' Hazrat Muhammad salalaho aleyhe wasalam k sadke muj par karam farma kiyun k mai kisi […]
girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!
1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!. Per uski laash haste hue mili, Farishton ne pocha aisa kion? Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara photo kheench raha hai :p
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha. Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?" Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko... Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo Husband: peeche line mein lag […]
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam, Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam, Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham, Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai? Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon
Yaar jab teri life mein meri importance hi nahi rahi Toh seedhy se keh de ke ab tumhai meri zrorat nahi, Mere jaane ki khushiyan kyu mana rahe ho? It hurts me ? ? From: 2013
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain:D