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Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?
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- Teri yaad mein humne
- Main churail hoon
- Teri sula ke lu?
- A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
- Main maa Bannay wali hoon
- Teri yaad arahi hay / Enjoy sawan
- Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se
- Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu
- Teri Zaat hi to GHAFOOR Hai..!
- Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
- Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai
- Teri bari hay attendence lagwa
- Deepak mein agar noor na hota
- zara se cell mein de jagah tu
- Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
- Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein
- Husband wife mein larai hoi
- Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....
- Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
- Is pyari si subah mein
- Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut
- Rango mein ghuli ladki ...
- Bari fursat mein banaya hoga
- Warid menu mein khushamdeed
- Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
- Kuch waqt baqi hay new year aanay mein
- aaj tumhein akeiley mein....
- Deepawali mein deepo ka didar
- Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai
- Computer mein windows
- Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho
- Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon. Happy Hug Day Sweetheart
Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...
A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.
teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu.
A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."
Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..
' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , 'HAPPY, ' , ' , ' ' ', ' ,'RAINY,' , ' , ' ,' , ' , ',DAY,' ,',' , , ' , ' ',' , ' , ', ,',' ENJOY WEATHER Mosam b hy suhana […]
Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, Wah wah wah? arz kia he Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi dukh tere nere vi na aave, hor ki dua manga rabb to, tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!! Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu
~ÂAEY RABÂ~ TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr, Ye Meri Nazr ka Qasoor Ha, TERI Rah Guzar Me Qadam Qadam, Kahein Arsh Ha, kahein Toor Ha! Ye Bja Ha MALIK-E-DO JAHAN, Meri Bandagi Me Qasoor Ha, Ye khata Ha Meri khata Mgr, TERA Nam B To GHAFOOR Ha, Ye Bta ma TUJH Se Miloon kahan, Mujhe […]
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay, karnay ko tu kar lon call tujhay magar....... customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai, "Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi" dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)
Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa
deepak mein agar noor na hota tanha dil youn majboor na hota mein app ko "EID MUBARAK" kehne zaroor ata agar app ka ghar itna door na hota "EID MUBARAK"
Zara se 'cell' mein de jagah tu, Zara se 'inbox' le saja tu, Zara se 'sent items' mein ja tu, Zara se 'balance' le ghata tu, Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke, saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae, jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu, assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na! Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai, Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai, Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana, Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.
Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan, aur sabse pyare dost ko meri taraf say Good Morning ka paigham:)
Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... " simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
Warid menu mein khushamdeed Rishte k liye 1 dabain, Mangni k liye 2 dabain, Shadi k liye 3 dabain, or DOSRI SHADI k lye PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Abhi Kuch Lamhy Baqi Hain, Sal K Khatam Honay Mein, Chalo Aisa Karen Hum Tum, Gilay Shikway Jo Rehte Hai, Hamesha Darmiya’n Apne, Kyun Na Khatam Kar Dalen, Naye Waday Nayi Qasmein, Nayi Umeed Hum Bandhe’n, Naye Andaz Se Jeewan Ka Ik Ik Rukh Badal Dalen, Dilon Mein Hain Kadorat Jo, Hum Us Ko Khatam […]
aaj tumhein akeiley mein... le ja kar... apney hontoon se eik... k... ki... kis.. kiss... kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........
Deepawali mein deepo ka didar Khusiyo ke sath mubarak hazaar. ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Diwali¢â‚¬Â
Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai, To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se, Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main, Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam? Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho, Main phir aaounga ek saal baad isi tarhan Rehmatain,Barkatain,Naikiyan, Khushiyan, Phir le ker aaounga Q k I'm Ramadan Al-widah :-( (jumma-tul-wida)
Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye. Happy Diwali.