Main maa Bannay wali hoon

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1. Main churail hoon

A witch stops a Sardar in a jungle and announces what she is. Sardar says he knows — one of them lives at his house. A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.

2. Main Roi To Nahi Hoon......

Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Najaney Kiyoon Mera Kajal Jab Bhi Dalo Ankhon Main Ab Aksar Phail Jata Hai Tum To Jantey Ho In Dino Bohat Hi Thand Hoti Hai Tab Hi Hai Surkh Meri Naak Main Roi To Nahi Hoon...... Kaha To Hai Yunhi Buss Bheega Hai Aanchal Ka Kona Choro Tum Fiker Mat […]

3. Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.

Romantic Hindi Hug Day SMS expressing a wish to live in the beloved's arms day and night, having broken every rule to get there. Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna […]

4. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

Each mobile network gets matched to a different romantic role — but the only girl actually worth marrying is the one without a phone. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR […]

5. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

A joke about managing admirers across every setting — college, office, neighborhood, family — but the one at home always has the last word. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

6. Main usay Dill Say Piyar Karti Hoon

Loves him completely — dark-skinned and not conventionally pretty, but the world still burns with jealousy at their match. Main usay Dill Say Piyar Karti Hoon Rang Jis ka Hina Say Milta hay Rangat Main Dilfarareb Hum Bhi Nahi LAKIN Saonwali si is jori say Zamana jalta hay

7. Wafa Ki Raah Mein,Main Aaj bhi Akaila Hoon

Karray Hain Hijar k Lamhaat,Uss Se Keh Dena Bikhar Rahi Hay Meri Zaat,Uss Se Keh Dena Hawa-e-Mousam- e-Gham Uss k Shehar Jaye To Mery Dukhoon Ki Koi Baat Uss Se Keh Dena Yeh WeHshatein,Yeh Udasi,Yeh RatJagoo k Azaab Ussi Ki Hain Yeh Inayaat,Uss Se Keh Dena Bohat Taweel Bohat KarabNaak Hoti Hain Judayion Ki Har […]

8. Allah aap ko brown balon wali..

Funny Roman Urdu Eid al-Adha SMS in which someone prays to God for the most gorgeous sacrificial animal — only to reveal the punchline: it is a cow. Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye Ameen

9. Woh raishmi balon wali

A detailed, suspense-filled description of silky hair, soft hands, and an approach through the dark — the whispered reveal at the end is not what you expect. Woh raishmi balon wali, Bhoori ankhon wali, Komal hathon or naram pairon wali, matakti hoi andhairay main, tumharay paas ayegi aur dheeray sai bolegi . . . “Maiyooon”…

10. Juda honay se darta hoon

Lahoo ronay se darta hoon , juda honay se darta hoon , Meri aankhain batati hain k main sonay se darta hoon .. Meri unggli pakar laina mujhe tanha nahi karna, Ye dunya aik maila hai tumhain khonay se darta hoon... Jo hansti ho tu kyun palkoon k goshay bheeg jatay hain , Tumhain maloom […]

11. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon

Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon Bhula kar apne sab gham Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane Tumhe […]

12. isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

A father-and-boyfriend exchange where dad objects to his daughter spending her life with a donkey — and the boyfriend's reply lands the twist. Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

13. Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon

A Roman Urdu love message swearing every moment to one person. For when Urdu says what English cannot quite manage. Main apna aj apna kal thumara nam karta hoon, main apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon, Samait sako gay na jisay tum ta qayamat, Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon.

14. Samnay wali budhi nu smile daini hai

Grandfather asks his grandson to bring his false teeth from inside — not because food is ready, but to smile at the old lady across the street. Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa, Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe, Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni […]

15. Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?

Opens like a swooning romantic SMS about getting lost in someone's hair — derailed because they've applied so much oil he keeps slipping. Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...? Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

16. Khareed skta hoon

cheshem-e-purnam khreed skta hoon zulf-e-berhem khreed skta hoon tu jo ger apna bna le much ko tera her gham khreed skta hoon.

17. Usmain ayega tera naam isliyay chup hoon

Zindagi hai nadaan isliyay chup hoon, Dard hi dard subah-o-shaam isliyay chup hoon, Keh doun zamanay say dastaan apni, Usmain ayega tera naam isliyay chup hoon.

18. beetay howay khud pay sitam likh raha hoon

Dil ki dastaan dard-e-qalam say likh raha hoon beetay howay khud pay sitam likh raha hoon, Dil ka qatal ho gia meray aur janazay ka lutf utha raha koi matam ki jaga khushi ki ghazal ga raha koi.

19. A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

A blind beggar calls a woman beautiful and asks for money. Husband's verdict: he must genuinely be blind. A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

20. Ghamon mein Muskurana chahta hoon mein

Ghamon mein Muskurana chahta hoon mein, Tumhain bhula k ek Duniya basana chahta hoon mein, Magar naa jane kyun nikal aate hai Aansu, Jab bhi tumhe bhulana chahta hoon mein.

21. Sochta hoon in sagar ki lehro ko dekh kar

Sochta hoon in sagar ki lehro ko dekh kar, Kyon yeh kinaro se takra kar palat jati hain, Karti hain vo kinare se bewafai ya fir sagar se wafa nibhati hain.............?

22. Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu

Punjabi Eid greeting wishing the recipient lasting laughter, no sorrow nearby, and adding one request: let the sender's own lifespan be added to theirs. Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe, koi dukh tere nere vi na aave, hor ki dua manga rabb to, tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!! Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu

23. Ulfat main kha'ay zakham jab say

Ulfat main‚ kha'ay zakham jab say, Chaine se nahi reh paata hoon main, Aaj bhi apne me bahut, Teri kami paata hoon main.

24. Men CHAAND Hoon Insaan Nahi

Raat Ka Aakhri Pehar Tha...! MuJh Se Chaand Ne Kaha' Humnasheen Alvida' MuJh Ko Neend Aa Rahi Hai' Kal Milain Ge isi Jagah' Men Sun Kar Muskura Diya' Us Ko Batla Diya' Jaanay walay Lout'tay Nhi' Tum Nhi aao Ge' MuJhe Hai Yaqeen' Meri Baat Sun Ke Woh Ruk Gaya' Aur Kehnay Laga' Tum Se […]

25. Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

Classic romantic "you're in my heart, my soul, everywhere" setup, derailed when a Dettol advertisement reminds everyone that germs are everywhere too. Dil main tum dharkan me tum Asman me tum Zamen me tum Ankhon me tum Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

26. Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh

Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh, Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...;):D:D

27. Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon

Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon, Main dushmanon main hon k tere doston main hon, Badla na mere baad bhi mouzu-e-guftago, Main ja chuka hon phir bhi teri mehfilon main hon, Mujh se bichar k tu bhi to roeyga umer bhar, Yeh soch lay k main bhi teri khuwahishon main hon, Tu hans […]

28. Main duniya bhool jata hon

Nazar jub tum se milti hai main khud ko bhool jata hoon, Bas ek dharkan dharakti hai, main khud ko bhool jata hon, Tumhain milne se pehle main bohut sajta sanwarta hon, Magar jub tum sanwarti ho main khud ko bhool jata hon, Main aksar kitabon pe tera hi naam likhta hon, Magar kuch tum […]

29. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

A Sardar finds a lion in his bathroom and calmly tells it to go ahead, for reasons that become clear immediately after. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay […]

30. Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon

Udaas na hona kion k main sath hon, Samnay na sahi per aas paas hoon, Aankhon ko band karo dil se yaad karo, Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon,

31. Main kaisay Eid manaoon

Longing Roman Urdu Eid SMS from someone far from a friend, torn between going to them or calling them over. Door hoon apne Dost sey mai kesey Eid manaoon !! Soch rahi hoon us tak pohnchoon ya us ko Bulaoon!

32. Tu is tarha se meri zindagi main shamil hai

Tu is tarha se meri zindagi main shamil hai jahan bhi jaoon yeh lagta hai, teri mehfil hai yeh aasmaan, yeh badaal, yeh raste, yeh hawaa har aik cheez hai apni jagha thikane pe kaii dino se shikayat nahi zamane se Yeh zindagi hai safar, tu safar ki manzil hai jahan bhi jaoon yeh lagta […]

33. Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main

Na mila dil ka qadardaan is zamanay main, Yeh sheesha toot gaya hai daikhnay aur dekhanay main, Gii main aata hai ek roz shamma say pochoon, Maza kis main hai, jalnay main ya jalanay main...?