A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

A blind beggar calls a woman beautiful and asks for money. Husband's verdict: he must genuinely be blind.

A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

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