Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else.

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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