Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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  1. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

    2. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

  2. Husband wife mein larai hoi

    3. Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai" Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D

  3. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    4. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  4. Husband aur wife in hotel

    5. Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

  5. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

    6. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

  6. Wife said I'm dying

    7. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  7. Taxi driver to sardar

    8. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

  8. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

    9. 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

  9. Sardar on phone:

    10. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

  10. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

    11. Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

  11. Wife: If I die what will u do?

    12. Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

  12. Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?

    13. wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

  13. Sardar going to shikaar

    14. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  14. Angry wife to her husband

    15. An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]

  15. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy

    16. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

  16. Wife came home with a goat.

    17. Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

  17. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

    18. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

  18. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    19. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

  19. Sardar's Leave application

    20. Sardar's Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day.

  20. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

    21. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I'm not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se […]

  21. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

    22. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

  22. Cricket match, Wife and husband

    23. Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bola, "DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi' CHAKKAAAA!!!

  23. Sardar went to theatre

    24. Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha? Sardar1: "Operation Theatre"

  24. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

    25. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

  25. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

    26. Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

  26. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    27. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  27. Husband to a newly wed wife

    28. Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

  28. Wife : Do you want dinner?

    29. Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.

  29. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

    30. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

  30. Wife to husband:- kaap aap sms hotay

    31. Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

  31. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

    32. A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

  32. Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p

    33. Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

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