Sardar's Leave application

Sardar's Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

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    2. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  2. Give option to leave not reason to leave

    3. If You Love Someone, Give Them The Option To Leave But . . . Never Give Them A Reason To Leave!

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    4. Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE... Never loeave SOMEONE for SOMETHING... Because in life, SOMETHING will leave U, BUT Someone will always be with U.

  4. Keep the smile, leave the tear.

    5. Keep the smile, Leave the tear, Think of joy, Forget the fear , Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Be jouyous till i sms again.

  5. Sardar on phone:

    6. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

  6. Keep the smile, leave the tear

    7. Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear, Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year! HAPPY NEW YEAR

  7. Sardar going to shikaar

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  8. Can't leave your love

    9. I Asked Her : 'Why She Isn't Leaving Me Because 0f The Mistakes I m Making ?" And She Said: "Because You Can't Just Leave The One You Love"

  9. Never leave him for the new

    10. Think of me and keep in mind A faithful friend is hard to find But if you find one equal and true Never leave him for the new :)

  10. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

    11. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

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  12. Love is reason to live or leave life

    13. Love is so strange.. sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!! and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..??

  13. A sardar goes to a restaurant

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    15. Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

  15. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

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  16. Taxi driver to sardar

    17. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

  17. Chemical symbols & sardar

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  19. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

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  20. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    21. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  21. Sardar made a call to the airport

    22. Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

  22. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

    23. NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

  23. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

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  24. Sardar proposed a girl......

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  25. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

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  26. Sardar Joined a new job

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  27. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre

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  28. A sardar went to Pizza Hut

    29. A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

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  30. Lawyer to sardar

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  31. 1st ever intelligent sardar.

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  32. Examiner taking practical of sardar

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    34. Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p