Sardar proposed a girl......

Sardar SMS

A sardar proposes to an older girl and solves the age gap with flawless logic.

Sardar proposed a girl......
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u.......
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.

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