Usne utari saree...

Hindi Adult SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!

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    2. Thukra ke usne mujhko,kaha ki muskuraao! Main hass diya kiyo ki ,sawal uski khushi ka tha. Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi, Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha..

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