Santa, Kachha and parosan

Hindi Misleading SMS, Hindi Santa Banta SMS

Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

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  1. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

    2. 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

  2. Santa in court

    3. SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

  3. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

    4. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

  4. Santa and his wife in office

    5. Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

  5. What a shot you made - santa singh

    6. An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚

  6. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

    7. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

  7. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

    8. Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

  8. An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

    9. An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

  9. Santa was drawing money from ATM.

    10. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

  10. Santa throw the butter out of the window?

    11. Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

  11. Santa & Mathematical conversion

    12. Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

  12. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump

    13. Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

  13. Santa's sexy wife

    14. 2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

  14. Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

    15. Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

  15. Mujay awaz day laina

    16. Mujay awaz de laina Kabi jab ankh chalke to Kabi jab dil na sambhle to Mujay awaz de laina Kabi jab dur ho koi Bohat majbur ho koi Koi awaz na day to Mujay awaz de laina Koi ansu na ponche to Koi hansnay se roke to Koi tum ko sataye to Mujay awaz de […]

  16. Time bhi barha diya..!!

    17. TIK TIK TIK TIK Aata Daal Ghee Cheeni Chawal Doodh Tail Gosht Petrol K baad ab Aah Time bhi barha diya..!!

  17. Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai

    18. Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar […]

  18. Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya

    19. Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya Har Ek Kam Hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya Woh Hum Ko Yad Rahkta Ya Bhula Deta Usi Ka Kaam Tha Usi Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya Us Ki Marzi Bujha De Ya Phir Jala Rakhe Cheragh Hum Ne Jala Kar Hawa Pe Chor Diya Us Se […]

  19. Gham ney hasney na diya

    20. Gham ney hasney na diya, zamanay ney roney na diya, is uljhano ney jiney na diya, thak k jab sitaron sey panah li, neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya

  20. LIPTON di chah hai?

    21. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

  21. Advance Ramzan Mubarak.

    22. Express Breaking News: Pakistani Mahireen Aur Ulma Ye Sabit Kar Chuky Hain K, 29 Jun 2014 Ko Rat Ko 3 Ya 3:30 Baje K Ird Gird 1 Awaz Gonjey Gi Jis Py Tamam Log Neend Se zabar Dasti Bedaar Ho Jaen Ge Is Awaz Ka Gair Muslim Py Koi Asar Nahi Hoga Awaz Kuch Is […]

  22. Titanic was sinking.

    23. Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Santa: Downwards!

  23. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

    24. Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

  24. Tumhari galat fahami hai

    25. Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

  25. Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya

    26. Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya Bijli kadak ke gir padi sara chaman jala diya Chain se so raha tha main odhe kafan majar par Yahan bhi satane aa gaye, kisne pata bata diya

  26. Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

    27. Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k

  27. Amitabh & Shashi kapoor

    28. Amitabh - mere paas rocket hai, shurli hai, chakri hai, murga bumb hai, anaar hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi kapoor - mere paas maachis hai!:p

  28. Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya....

    29. Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya... us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya.... lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan... chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya... aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi... or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya... […]

  29. dil to dil tha

    30. rooty es kader menaya na gaya. door itna ho gaye paas bulaya na gaya. dil to dil tha samendar ki ret nahe. likha diya jo naam to mitaya na gaya.

  30. Kaisa dard diya hay tumne

    31. Na tasveer hay tumhari jo DEEDAR kia jaye, Na tum ho paas jo PYAR kia jaye, Yeh kaisa dard diya hay tum nay, na kuch KAHA jaye na tum bin RAHA jaye..

  31. Tujhey be-wafa bana dia

    32. Aaj achanak teri yad ny rula diya Kya karon tum ny jo mujhy bhula diya Na karty wafa to na milti ya saza Meri wafaon ny tujhy be-wafa bana diya.

  32. Aankhon mein aansuon ko ubharne naa diya

    33. Aankhon mein aansuon ko ubharne naa diya, Mitti ke motioyn ko bikhrane naa diya, Jiss raah par pade tere kadmon ke nishan, Uss raah se kissi ko guzrane naa diya.

  33. Ishq ne hume Rula Diya

    34. Ishq ne hume Rula Diya Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay, magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya