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1. Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

2. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

3. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

4. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

5. Advance Ramzan Mubarak.

Express Breaking News: Pakistani Mahireen Aur Ulma Ye Sabit Kar Chuky Hain K, 29 Jun 2014 Ko Rat Ko 3 Ya 3:30 Baje K Ird Gird 1 Awaz Gonjey Gi Jis Py Tamam Log Neend Se zabar Dasti Bedaar Ho Jaen Ge Is Awaz Ka Gair Muslim Py Koi Asar Nahi Hoga Awaz Kuch Is […]

6. Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

7. Usne utari saree...

Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ....!

8. Tamam hazraat se Guzarish hai

Breaking News: Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai, k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai

9. AAj ke friends I TELL U

AAj ke friends I TELL U, Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO, Koi mujhe bole I MISS U, Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U, Kash koi mujh se kahy oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u

10. Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

11. Ab bush k baad OBAMA

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA" Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA" "BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

12. Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend

Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend, Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet, Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao, "MORTEIN JALAO", "MACHAR BHAGAO" :P

13. Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

14. Koi zabt de na jalal de

Koi zabt de na jalal de, Mujhe sirf itna kamal de, Mai har ek ki sada banun, K zamana meri misaal de, Teri rehmaton ka nuzool ho, Meri mehnaton ka sila milay, Mujhe maal o zar ki hawas na ho, Mujhe bas tu rizq e halal de, Mere zehen mai Teri fikr ho, Meri saans […]

15. Computer mein windows

Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam? Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.

16. Islam is so easy

ALLAH k khouf se sirf 1 gunah chor dena 1 lakh tahajud/nafil namaz se barh kar hai, Forward this message so people should know that ISLAM is so easy.

17. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

18. Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga

Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia, Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga, Shade se pehle bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga, Shadi k bad bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga:p

19. Mehboob ko joker kehna

Sabab Rone Ka Wo Puchain To Qasid Itna Keh Dena, Mjhe Hansna Nhi Ata Jahan Pr Tm Nhi Hote Tashreeh: Is Sher Mai Shayir Apne Mehboob Ko Joker Keh Rha Hy ;->

20. Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.

21. 100 pathan aik kashti

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay k achanak kashti ruk gai . . . or . . . sab doob gaye, kaisay? . . . pathan thay na sub, dhakka deney utar gaye :p

22. Promise Day Shayari in Hindi

Wo Gulab Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Pyaar Jo Tumne Mujhse Kiya Tha Wo Yaad Jo Tumne Mujhe Diya Tha Wo Safar Jo Humne Saath Tay Kiya Tha Nahi Bhool Pauga Mai Jab Tak Hai Jaan Jab Tak Hai Jaan Happy Promise Day

23. Jis jis ne phool dena hay

Aj Rat 12 Baje K bad Valentine's Day hay. Jis Jis Ne Hamein Phool Dena Hai Wo Line May Lag Jaye Koi Ek Dusray Ko Dhakka Nahi Day ga Jo Aaj Reh Jaye Wo Kal Aa Jaye

24. Happy Fathers day PaPa

Nind apni bhula ke sulaya humko, Aansu apne gira ke hasaya humko, Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasvir ko, Zamana ma-bap kehta hai jinko.. Happy Fathers Day PAPA

25. Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi

Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai, Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha […]

26. 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain:D

27. Nan Da Pukhton, San Da Janan

Nan Da Pukhton, San Da Janan Rang Da Asman, Shrang Da Bangro Jang Da Stergo, Jwand Da Arman Mina Da Tawan, Lara Da Gudar Ishq Da Ashiq, Laila Da Majnun Farhad Da Sherinai, Adam Khan Da Durkhanai Yousuf Yousuf Khan Da Sherbano Mosam Da Bahar, Ghazal Da Ghani Awaz Da Takar, Sur Da Shabab Tang […]

28. ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena

ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena

29. Aray hamain to apnon ne luta

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha, Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha, mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha, Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha, Mujhe jiS beD per […]

30. Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo sirf ek bar.. December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do, wo bhegi bhegi ratain, wo haseen lamhaat, jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker, ankhon me ankhain dalkar, jub tum ne.. kaha! Aande lee loo, garam aande

31. Charger ki tarah

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha

32. Nikal lena apna ATM

Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga or phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi, or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye to tum nikal lena apna ATM

33. Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain

Eid aayee hai sab log kehtey hain Tum jo aajao to mujhe Yaqeen aaye