uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

Hindi Funny SMS

Santa (Sardar joke) is crying at a bar — he wants to forget a girl but can't remember her name, so forgetting is impossible.

Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.

Related SMS

  1. Khayal mein aata hay jub uska chehra

    2. When her face floats into the mind, every cruelty fades — and what's left is just a bit of her love, hard to let go. Khayal mein aata hay jub uska chehra to labon pay aksar faryad aati hai Hum bhool jatay hain uskay saray sitam jub uski thori si mohabbat yaad ati hai

  2. Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai

    3. Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai, Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai. Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Apna Jo Haste Hue har waqt Yaad Aata Hai.

  3. Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..

    4. Based on the belief that hiccups mean someone is thinking of you. A soft Urdu verse for someone you are sure still misses you. Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy, Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay, Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay, Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..

  4. Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai

    5. Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai woh mera teri aankhon k samander main uttar jaana aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana teri awaaz k sehar se na nikal paana tujh ko dekhna aur be-khudi se dekhte jaana bohat chaha […]

  5. Badalna aata nahi humko mousamon ki tarah

    6. Doesn't know how to change like seasons — keeps waiting in every form, loving without measure. Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

  6. Mana yeh waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi

    7. Fine, maybe now isn't the time to remember me — but remember me anyway, just briefly, out of nowhere. Mana yeh waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi, par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo, mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai, kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo

  7. Mujhe yaad kar beshak mera naam na ley

    8. apne dil ki awaz sun afwaon se kaam na ley mujhe yaad kar beshak mera naam na ley tera weham hai ke hum bhool gaye tujhe meri koi sans aisi nahi jo tera naam na ley.

  8. KOI NAAM NAHI AY GA

    9. Ab koi harf-e-dua kam nahi ay ga, Ab wo mehtab sar-e-bam nahi ay ga, Ab dhalay ga na kabi hijr ka jalta suraj, Ab kabi wasl ka hangama nahi ay ga, Ja k us kochay mein hum u hi palat ay gay, Waqt-e-rukhsat koi 2 gham nahi ay ga, Uski galyon mein hamay koi nahi […]

  9. Bina yaad kiye Raha Nahi jata?

    10. Kya Kahe ki Kuch Kaha Nahi jaata, Dard-Meetha hai par Saha Nahi jaata, Dosti Ho gayi hai is Kadar aapse ki, Bina yaad kiye Raha Nahi jata?

  10. Pathar pe likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

    11. Roman Urdu SMS arguing that a stone heart is actually loyal: names carved in rock, unlike names traced in sand, never wash away. Ret pe kabhi naam likhte nahi Jo likhte hai wo naam kabhi tikte nahi, Log humein pathar dil kehte hain, Lekin wo jante nahi, Pathar pey likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi

  11. Yaad karnay ki aadat nahi hai,

    12. Yaad karnay ki aadat nahi hai, Hume bhulaane ki ijazat nahi hai, Mubarak ho tum ko ye aadat tumhari, Hume tum se koi shikayat nahi hai.

  12. Woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi

    13. Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi, mohabat sabko milay zaroori to nahi. Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain, woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.

  13. Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo

    14. Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo, Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo, Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo! Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo....

  14. Hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte

    15. A warm Roman Urdu good night confessing that going to sleep without thinking of a beloved friend is simply not possible. hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte! Good […]

  15. Ho nahi sakta mujhe teri yaad na aaye

    16. Ho nahi sakta mujhe teri yaad na aaye, bhul k bhi tujhe bhulun wo ehsaas na aaye, tu bhule to teri marzi, MAIN bhulu to agli saans na aaye..

  16. Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do

    17. Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do, Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri zaat par faqat itna ehsan kar do, Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

  17. ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo

    18. A piece of Roman Urdu advice to think before falling in love — and if that doesn't land, just watch the film Tere Naam. ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . agar phir bhi […]

  18. Manzilain bhi uski thi,Rasta bhi uska tha.

    19. Manzilain bhi uski thi,Rasta bhi uska tha. Ek main akela tha,Kafila bhi uska tha.. Sath-Sath chalne ki soch bhi uski thi, Phir raasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska tha... Aaj kyun akela hoon,Dil sawal karta hai, Log to uske the,Kya KHUDA bhi uska tha....?

  19. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

    20. A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

  20. Mout ke baad yaad

    21. mout ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi, mitti mery kabr ki utha raha hai koi, a khuda do pal ki zindgi or de de, mery kabr se udas ja raha hai koi...

  21. mere zindagi kya dosra naam hoo tum,

    22. mere zindagi kya dosra naam hoo tum, hum tere dil me rahe ge ek yaad bankar , tere laab pe khilenge muskan ban kar , kabhi apne se juda maat samaj na , hum tera saat chale ge asman ban kar.

  22. Bas ek hi khayal aata hai

    23. A dramatic, drawn-out buildup to one obsessive recurring thought — which turns out to be wondering what soap the recipient uses. Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai . . . . reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai.... woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun […]

  23. Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi

    24. Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi, Jab chand sitare chamak rahe hon, Jab yadon k phool mehek rahe hon, Jab deed ko nain taras rahe hon, jab ankhon se ansu baras rahe hon, Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi Jab tanhai se dil ghabrae ga, Jub tumhein akela pan sataye ga, Jab koi […]

  24. Kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai

    25. Fursat main jub kabhi wo yaad aata hai, Dil main sirf aik hi sawal aata hai, Yaad kartay hain jisay hum..!!! kia usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai

  25. Band aankhon main sab apna nazar aata hai.

    26. Band aankhon main sab apna nazar aata hai. Kholta hu aankhain to sab praya nazar aata hai. Tum he batao kisko apna samjhu kisko praya. Raat ke andhero me mera sath chorne walo me, Mera apna saya nazar aata hai.

  26. Shayud hamain hi dosti nibhana nahin aata...

    27. Na janay Q hamain ansu bahana nahin aata, Na janay kion haal-e-dil batana nahin aata, Kion sathi bichar jatay hain hamaisha hum se, Shayud hamain hi dosti nibhana nahin aata...

  27. Pareshan nahi ho

    28. A political joke presenting a page of nonsense syllables as an accurate transcript of a real Pakistani politician's press conference. Kid Pid Did Sid Fid Wid Lid Gid Hid Jid Sid Mid Pid Vid Lid Qid Pareshan nahi ho, ye chaudhry shujat press conference ker raha tha.

  28. Phir aaj koi ghazal teray naam na ho jayai

    29. Phir aaj koi ghazal tere naam na ho jaye, Aaj kahin likhte likhte shaam na ho jaye, ker raha hon intezar tere izhar-e-mohabbat ka, Isi intezar mei zindagi tamam na ho jaye, ab to nahi leta tera naam sar-e-aam is darr say, kahin naam tera badnaam na ho jaye, Mangta hoon dua jab tu yaad […]

  29. Pyar ke ujalon main ghum ka andhaira hion aata hai

    30. Pyar ke ujalon main ghum ka andhaira hion aata hai, Jisko hum chahtey hain wohi kion rulata hay? Merey khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aisay logon say phir mujhey kion milata hay?

  30. Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata

    31. Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata, Ishq k mareez ko araam nahin aata, Aey dil tornay walay tuney yeh to socha hota, Toota howa dil kisi k kaam nahin aata.

  31. Tum nahi, ghum nahi, sharab nahi

    32. Tum nahi ,ghum nahi,sharab nahi Aisi tanhai ka jawab nahi Jane kis kis ki maut aayi hai Aaj rukh par koi naqab nahi Woh karam ungiiyo pe ginte hai Jurm kay jin k kuch hisaab nahi

  32. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

    33. A frog picks a fight with a Sardar about having no brain, then jumps into water — and the Sardar draws his own alarming conclusion about why. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

  33. Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon

    34. Wife tells her travelling husband she's already lost half her weight missing him; his reply is to wait another two weeks. Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...