Bas ek hi khayal aata hai

Hindi Insult SMS

A dramatic, drawn-out buildup to one obsessive recurring thought — which turns out to be wondering what soap the recipient uses.

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....

woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

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