J 13 khayal 20 na aaway

Hindi Punjabi SMS

Punjabi SMS using number-word puns — thirteen/thought, twenty/remember — to tease the recipient about not thinking of the sender often enough.

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

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