Missed SMS

Hindi Funny SMS

A nearly blank message — the sender thought of you and this empty text is all that came out of it.

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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..

Related SMS

  1. This was a missed call

    2. One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

  2. Only the one that you missed

    3. Nobody remembers all the goals you saved — only the one you missed. A tough truth for anyone trying hard to be good. Being a good person is like a being a goal keeper No matter how many goals we save, People will remember only the one that you missed.

  3. Missed Calls From Your ...

    4. ‎5 Missed Calls From Your Mate, You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. 5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend, They Want To Hang Out. 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend, She Wants To Talk. 5 Missed Calls From Your Mum, YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

  4. Missed call to ek bahana hai

    5. Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

  5. Happy fog day

    6. An empty SMS that isn't actually empty — the words are just hidden by fog, with a Happy Fog Day wish at the end. Ye SMS blank nahi he. Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe... Happy fog day

  6. Mujhey bhi aisay hi mila tha :p

    7. An almost completely empty text with a single punchline at the bottom — the sender received theirs exactly the same way. . . . . . . . . . . . Qasam say mujhay bhi esay he mila tha:P

  7. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon

    8. Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon Bhula kar apne sab gham Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane Tumhe […]

  8. Woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi

    9. Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi, mohabat sabko milay zaroori to nahi. Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain, woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.

  9. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking

    10. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking (Written By A Child) A Message Every Adult Should Read, Because Children Are Watching You And Doing As You Do, Not As You Say. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking, I Saw You Hang My First Painting On The Refrigerator, And I Immediately Wanted To Paint Another One. When […]

  10. Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?

    11. What would your DON movie dialogue be? The sender's version writes itself: eleven cities' barbers are waiting, but hair is still impossible. Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay? Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin […]

  11. Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai

    12. Drew your portrait on blank paper and wrote a message underneath it — offering fifty thousand rupees to anyone who finds the 'mentally unbalanced' person pictured. Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai, "Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi" dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

  12. 3 sardar after exam

    13. A classic Roman Urdu Sardar joke where three students all claim they left their papers blank — until the third one reveals the twist. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

  13. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

    14. Pathan receives a blank SMS, calls back, and politely warns the sender that their mobile's ink has run out. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!

  14. Daal suppose ki hoi hay

    15. A Sardar eating plain bread dipped in an empty plate explains that he is a mathematician and the dal has simply been "supposed" into existence. 1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha .... kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho.. sardar answered i am a mathematician […]

  15. Dhoond laina mera haath pakar k mujhko

    16. Harf-e-laazim banoon ya k dua ho jaon, Kaash main bhi teray honton say ada ho jaon, Dhoond laina mera haath pakar k mujhko, Be-Khayali main agar tujhsay juda ho jaon.

  16. lab pay atee ha dua ban kay tamana maire

    17. An honest wish SMS: knowing it's impossible, the sender still dreams of one of three Bollywood stars ending up with him — it's just a prayer, don't judge. Aishwaria Rai, Preety Zinta, Kareena Kapoor in teenon main se kise ko hona ho ga maira zaroor main janta hoon nahi ha itni ooqaat maire lakin, lab […]

  17. Woh nadiyan nahi thi, mere aansu thay

    18. Woh nadiyan nahi thi mere aansu thay, Jis per mere dost kashtiyan chalatay rahay, Manzil milay unhain ye chahat thi meri, Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahatay rahay...

  18. Sadion say jaagi aankhon ko ...

    19. Sadion say jaagi aankhon ko ek baar sulanay aa jao Mana k tum ko pyar nahi nafrat hee jatanay aa jao Jis mor pay hum ko chor gaye hum baithay ab tak soch rahay Kya bhool hui kyou juda huway bus yeh samjhanay aa jao Har lamha teri furqat mein hum tarsay rahay Meri manoo […]

  19. Jinhe nahi mili mohhobat duniya mein.

    20. Those who never found love in this world go searching for it in the next. Insano ke kandhay pe insaan ja rahay hain. kafan me liptay kuch armaan ja rahey hain. jinhe nahi mili mohhobat duniya mein. mohhobat pane woh shamshan ja rahay they.

  20. Kash tum bakri hotay

    21. Wishing you were a goat — so the sender could feed you, pull your horns affectionately, and hear you bleat. Then asks who's the fool here, you or them. Kash tum bakri hotay ! Main tumhain ghaas khilata or pyar say tumhara seeng hilata aur pochta... PAGAL kon??? tum ya Main? or tum pyar say […]

  21. Har subah, teri muskurati rahay

    22. Har subah teri muskurati rahay har shaam teri gungunati rahay tu jise bhi mile is tarahe se milay ke har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahay!

  22. Barsaat Reh Gai..

    23. Mil Kar Bhi Ussay Hasrat-E-Mulaqat Reh Gai, Baadal To Ghar Aaey thay Barsaat Reh Gai, Wo Aaj Yun Mila K Hamain Janta Na Ho, Lab To Meray Khulay Thay Magar Baat Reh Gai, Mai Haar K Bhi Khush Hoon k Tum Jeet To Gaey, Qismat Main Meri Maat Thi So Maat Reh Gai, Daaman Main […]

  23. Jo na mil saka wo baywafa

    24. Jo na mil saka wo baywafa yeh bare ajeeb si baat hai jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar wohi aaj tak mere saath hai... Wo roshni kay khayal main wo na asaka raah mian muntazir yeh khalish kahan thi visaal main mere justojoo ko khabar nahi na wo din rahay na wo raat rahay jo […]

  24. Woh konsa normal hay

    25. An internal debate about whether to send a message, settled once the sender remembers the recipient is just as crazy as the impulse itself. Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI" phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai ! ! ! ! Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

  25. Shadi bohut zarori hay

    26. One-liner marriage joke: marriage is essential in life — because life isn't all happiness, so you might as well guarantee some misery. Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai.. Kyon ki..? Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

  26. Bell kharab hay ...

    27. A suggested prank text claiming you've been outside for ages with a broken doorbell — and a reminder not to actually use it. Main Tumhare Ghar K Bahar Kaafi Der Se Khara Hoon Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy Darwaza Kholo . . . . . . Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko Tung Nahi Krna Chahiye ...:p

  27. Wastay nahi chaltay

    28. Sochnay samajhnay say, sath sath chalnay say, doriyan simat ti hain, faslay nahi chaltay, khawab khawab ankhon main, ratjagay nahi chaltay, darguzar k halqay main, maslay nahi chaltay, dosti k raston ki, parwarish zarori hai, dosti k rastay main, khafgiyan nahi chalti, do dilon ki qurbat main, Teesra nahi hota, wastay nahi chaltay.

  28. Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila

    29. Nazar Main Zakhm-e-Tabbasum Chupa Chupa k mila Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe Hansta Tha Bohat Sitam Zareef Muje Aaina Dikha Ke Mila Mere Mizaj pe Hairan Hai Zindagi Ka Shaoor Main Apni Moat Ko Aksar Gale Laga K Mila Main Us Se Mangta Kia Khoon […]

  29. Kya khamoshi ko bhi zuban dena zaroori hai.

    30. Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana humari majboori hai, Aap kyun nahi samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko bhi zuban dena zaroori hai.

  30. Meri saadgi mera jurm hay

    31. Yahan chahton ka sila nahi, yahan dosti ka maza nahi, yahan janay kesi hawa chali, Rahi dostoon main wafa nahi, yahan jal gaya mera aashiana, Abhi badlon ko pata nahi, Teray dar pe dastak de sakon, ye haq to tum ne dia nahi, Main raahi hon raah-e-umeed ka, Mujhay manzilon ka pata nahi, Be bas […]

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  32. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte

    33. This friendship is presented as exceptional evidence — the sender doesn't help, share, or even miss-call anyone, yet makes an exception here. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...

  33. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

    34. Last wishes SMS: no Taj Mahal needed, just bury the sender and build a girls hostel over the grave. Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...