Daal suppose ki hoi hay

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar eating plain bread dipped in an empty plate explains that he is a mathematician and the dal has simply been "supposed" into existence.

1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ....
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha...:)

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