Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar joke where a man studies his marriage certificate for a full hour, unable to locate the one piece of information he's looking for.

Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s

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