Before marriage, After marriage

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1. Before and after marriage

Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]

2. Before & after marriage

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

3. Love marriage is better because

Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

4. Man before Marriage is like Airtel

Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

5. The Equation of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

6. First marriage is the triumph of

First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

7. Marriage is made of trust & understanding

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

8. Before marriage & after marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will […]

9. LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

10. MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

11. Behavior before and after marriage

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

12. 4 Stages of marriage

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.

13. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

14. Marriage is like going to a restaurant

Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....

15. Secret of successful marriage

A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!

16. Words for long and happy marriage

7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It's my fault.

17. What is marriage?

What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

18. Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

19. Marriage is that relation between

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

20. A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

21. 2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce

2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!

22. Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & […]

23. Hounto Pe Hunsi Dekh Li

Hounto Pe Hunsi Dekh Li Dil k Ander Nahe Dekha, Aap Ne Mere Gahmoo ka Samounder Nahe Dekha, Kitne khoub Sourat H ye Duniya ye Dekha h Aap Ne, JE JE k Marney Waloh ka Manzer Nahe Dekha, SHeeSHAY ka Makaan Tu Ne Bana to Liya H Dost, Laiken waqt k Hath ka Pahter Nahe […]

24. Gulshan main us bahar k hakdar hum nahe

Mana teri nazar main tera pyaar hum nahe, kaise kahen k tere talabgaar hum nahe, khud ko jala k khak kar dala,mita diya, lo ab tumhari raah main dewaar hum nahe, jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon k khoon se, gulshan main us bahar k hakdar hum nahe

25. yeh dua hai koi gela nahe

yeh dua hai koi gela nahe maire zindage hay woh gulaab jo kabhe khila nahe main sochta hoon KHUDA karay tujhe woh sukh milay jo mujhe kabhe mila nahe

26. When a man holds a woman hands?

"When a man holds a woman hands?" When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

27. Better think before you smile.

1 smile = 1 friendship 1 friendship = 1 love 1 love = 1 proposal 1 proposal = 1 marriage And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem. so better think before you smile.

28. Kiss is the key of love.

Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children are problem of pakistan. So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

29. How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years Yr 1.Janu Yr 2.O G. Yr 3.Sunte ho? Yr 4.O bunty k pappa Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye? Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

30. Koi mujh ko.....

koi mujh ko mera bharpur sarapa la de meray bazu,meri ankhe,mera chehra la de naya mausam meri binai ko taslim nahe meri ankho ko wohe khawab purana la de koi khahish nahe tuj se ay meri umar e rawan mera bachpan,mery jugnu,meri gurya la de

31. Imagine world without girls

Imagine world without girls roads sunsan markets viran na janu na jan na koi girl friend k liye preshan bas namaz & quran & sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

32. 5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

33. Differentiate wife and mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"