Man before Marriage is like Airtel

Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"

After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

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  1. Before and after marriage

    2. Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]

  2. The Equation of Marriage

    3. The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

  3. Before & after marriage

    4. Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

  4. First marriage is the triumph of

    5. First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

  5. Marriage is made of trust & understanding

    6. What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

  6. MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

    7. What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

  7. Behavior before and after marriage

    8. If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)

  8. Before marriage, After marriage

    9. *Love b4 Marriage* Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe... *Love after Marriage* "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

  9. 4 Stages of marriage

    10. 4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.

  10. Marriage is like going to a restaurant

    11. Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....

  11. Love marriage is better because

    12. Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

  12. Before marriage & after marriage

    13. He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will […]

  13. LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

    14. It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

  14. Words for long and happy marriage

    15. 7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It's my fault.

  15. What is marriage?

    16. What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

  16. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

    17. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

  17. Secret of successful marriage

    18. A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!

  18. Marriage is that relation between

    19. Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

  19. Any boyfriend before marriage

    20. Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

  20. A child after 3 month of marriage

    21. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

  21. 2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce

    22. 2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!

  22. Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

    23. Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & […]

  23. Aisi apni wife ho

    24. Aisi apni wife ho aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho waight main thori light ho umer main diffrence slight ho thori se woh quite ho to mamorable her ek night ho aisi apni wife ho sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey bheer main sub […]

  24. Number and Network

    25. Hi, My name is €BUBBLI€ My Number is 0333-HUSBAND & My Network is 0300-BOYFRIEND Number always OLD But Network always new

  25. Traffic signal for aeroplane

    26. Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said €India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

  26. When a man holds a woman hands?

    27. "When a man holds a woman hands?" When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

  27. 1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

    28. One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

  28. Kiss is the key of love.

    29. Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children are problem of pakistan. So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

  29. Most expensive way to sleep

    30. The Most Expensive Way To Sleep With A Woman Is.. . . . Marriage!

  30. Last chance to run away

    31. Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away...!!

  31. A Blind wife and a deaf husband.

    32. A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne

  32. Differentiate wife and mother

    33. Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

  33. Beleiving is most important in friendship.

    34. If ur sms is not coming, I think u r sending but its undelivered, if U r not calling i think u r trying but d network is bz, bcz beleiving is most important in friendship.