Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

Interesting Definitions

SCHOOL;
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays

Life Insurnce;
A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich

Doctor;
A person who kills Ur ills by pills
& kills U by bills

Mariage;
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
& a woman gains her Master

Smile;
A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Atom Bomb;
An invention to end all inventions.

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  14. A smile is like a Sim card

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  15. Smile is a language of love,

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  22. Doctor suggested full body Xray

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  30. 5 seconds of smile

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