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1. When i'll b dead

When I m Dead, Ur Tears May Flow, But I Wont Know, Cry 4 Me Now, Instead.. When I m Dead, U ll Send Flowers, But I Wont See, Send them Now, Instead.. When I M Dead, U ll Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear, Praise Me Now, Instead.. When I M Dead, U […]

2. Life is a school

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3. Altaf bhai jab school gaye

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4. How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

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5. Every body loves you

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6. college mei school ki yaad aayi.

Roman Urdu SMS about layers of nostalgia: college prompts memories of school, thorns recall flowers, and life itself recalls a dear friend's face. college mei school ki yaad aayi. javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi. kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi. Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!

7. He came at night, explored my body ....

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

8. God made us body parts for a reason

God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes : to look at you Hands : to pray for you Mind : to remember you Heart : to miss you and... Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!!

9. The secret of health for both mind and body

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, nor to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. (Buddha)

10. Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..

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11. Any body can love a rose

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12. Doctor suggested full body Xray

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13. Pakistani And American

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14. A sardarji photographer is focusing

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

15. How many cakes would u have left then ?

If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Me: 10 and a dead body.

16. Pappu ullu ka patha hai

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17. Marital Life and Fight

2nd day after wedding Bubbli- Mom I got in fight with my husband Anti Misba- It's part of marital life Bubbli- Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body

18. Height of Good Luck ...!

A classroom fluke where a student accidentally answers a grammar question correctly. Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D

19. When I die...

When i die don't cry in front of my dead body who knows my hands may come to wipe of your tears that's kind of love!

20. Life is more strict than a teacher

Life is more strict than a teacher A teacher teaches a lesson and takes an exam. . . . . But life takes an exam and then teaches a lesson.

21. To my favorite teacher!

Every day I come to school; I spend a lot of time Learning all the things you teach, Which is the reason I'm Sending you this Valentine; It's meant to let you know I'm happy you're my teacher And I want to tell you so! Happy Valentine's Day To my favorite teacher!

22. Reflection Can’t Be Changed

"Behavior" Is A Mirror In Which Everyone, Displays His Own Image Always Try To Build Your Respectable Image Because Reflection Can’t Be Changed By Changing The Mirror __ !!

23. Believe this lie, it's really true

1 fine morning in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys woke up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Took out their swords & shot each other, One deaf pliceman heard the noise & Killed the 2 dead boys Beleive this lie, it's really true, Ask the blind beggar, he saw […]

24. Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor

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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward

26. rook kar dikhaye

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27. 1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

A satirical SMS listing every dark image the writer sees when looking at Zardari — from spoiled food and a dead conscience to hellfire itself. 1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to […]

28. Santa & Mathematical conversion

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29. Grammar freak girl ...

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30. What is my age?

Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

31. Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

32. So much of love on anyone!

Don't show so much of love on anyone because it creates a non-curable pain when they avoid u.

33. Happy New Year Wishes for Teachers & Students

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