Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor

In School Days,

Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!!
1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him.

"How Many Students R there In Ur Class???

He Replied:
"32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

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