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1. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!

2. Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

3. Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"

4. Girl falling from 80th floor

A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. […]

5. A Guy and girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

6. A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

7. Why do we need friends?

Why do we need friends? We need friends for many reasons, al throughout the four seasons. We need friends to comfortus when we are sad, and to have fun with us when we are glad. We need friends to give us good advice. we need someone we can count on to treat us nice. We […]

8. True friends are rare to find

True friends are rare to find True friends are always very kind. True friends are ornaments so beautiful. True friends always make us cheerful. True friends are the work of perfection. True friends give us right direction. True friends always shine like moon. True friends are the greatest boon

9. Want to win a girl?

If You Wanna Win A Girl: Surprise Her, Give Her Long Hugs, Make Her Feel Safe, Give Her Forehead Kisses, & Good morning Messages.

10. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

11. We r just friends yar

Shakspear said, "A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever." Lincoln said, "Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love." Wrdswrth said, "Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LIKE U." Jackie Chan said, "Love is a everlasting Friendship." Michael Jackson said,"If 1 can […]

12. What is a girl friend?

What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

13. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

14. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

15. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

16. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

17. All my friends be healthy and happy forever!

I told GOD let all my friends be healthy and happy forever! GOD said:But for 4 days only! I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day! GOD said:No. 3 days! I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw! GOD said:No. 2 days! I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)! GOD said:No.Just […]

18. How long will u both be friends?

Some one asked me 4 how long will u both be friends? i remained silent bcoz i didnt know which is longer.. "ALWAYS" or "FOREVER".

19. A girl's status at facebook

A girl's status at fb: Weird day A guy came up to me & told me he'd give me an iphone if i sleep with him. How ridiculous . . . Updated via iphone

20. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

21. Wonderful confession by a girl & amazing reply

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now […]

22. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

23. Friends r lyk scissors

Best friends r like a pair of scissors, joint 2gthr, often go in opp directions, But they give punishment 2 those who come between them

24. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

25. A girl & boy story

Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦

26. Best friends r lyk pairs of scissors

Best friends are like pairs of scissors... When together they often go in different directions but they give punishment to those who dare to come between them!!!

27. Call a girl pretty or ugly

"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"

28. When a girl on facebook

When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

29. A boy ask the girl for a kiss

True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

30. Special place to your friends

Friend is one who tolerates your worst MOOD, Manages to smile on your idiot JOKE, Tries to understand your craziest DREAM, And knows the biggest reason behind your smallest TEAR. so always give special place to your friends in your heart.:-)

31. Sardar proposed a girl......

Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

32. Are we friends, or are we not ?

Are we friends or Are we not?.. You told me once, but i forgot.. so tell me 'now' and tell me 'true'.. so i can say, i am here for you.. of all the friends, i have ever met "u' are the one i will never forget.. and if i die before u do.. i […]

33. A girl is like a bird!

A girl is like a bird.. The thing most pretty in this world.. The childhood of girls is their golden age. After that world keeps them into a beautiful cage.. This innocent creature looks like a fairy.. Who loses her feathers aftr geting married.. She leads all her life in serving others.. She also has […]