What is a girl friend?

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.

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  1. Save girl friend number as low battery

    2. I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p

  2. Teri girl friend gaye bazar

    3. twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

  3. Ghalib's girl friend late on date

    4. Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi, Girl: Am I late ? Ghalib: Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai, Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai. :-)

  4. Women's Day to Girl Friend / Lover

    5. Happy Women's Day to the one who has stolen my heart!

  5. Girl fully exhausted

    6. A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"

  6. When a girl on facebook

    7. When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

  7. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

    8. If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

  8. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

    9. Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

  9. A girl & boy were sitting alone

    10. A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

  10. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

    11. When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

  11. 3 new girl friends.

    12. Maths teacher asked JOHNY "If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".

  12. An old rich man marries a young girl.

    13. An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

  13. A Guy and girl in a library

    14. A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

  14. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

    15. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!

  15. Exams are like Girl friends

    16. Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

  16. A true friend is someone

    17. A true friend is someone, you can disagree with and still remain friends ... For if not, they weren't true friends in the first place ...

  17. A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

    18. Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

  18. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

    19. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

  19. Wonderful confession by a girl & amazing reply

    20. Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now […]

  20. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

    21. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

  21. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

    22. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

  22. A girl & boy story

    23. Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦

  23. Thank you my friend

    24. Have you ever THANKED your friends? For their smiles? Their hellos? Their hugs? Their taps at ur back? Their Sharing things? Their sweet kisses? Their way of calling ur name? Their talking nonstop? Their pure love? Imagine ur frndz never doing tht anymore could u bear it? "These r the ones who make life look […]

  24. A friend gives hope when life is low

    25. A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

  25. Call a girl pretty or ugly

    26. "Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"

  26. A Friend Waiting For A Break Up

    27. A Relationship Has : . . . A Girl.. A Boy.. An Ex Trying To Mess It Up.. & A Friend Waiting For A Break Up

  27. A friend who understands your tears

    28. A friend who understands your tears is much more valuable than a lot of friends who only know your smile.

  28. I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

    29. GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

  29. I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

    30. If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

  30. A boy ask the girl for a kiss

    31. True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

  31. Sardar proposed a girl......

    32. Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

  32. Be a good friend its a honour !

    33. Make a friend its a Gift ! Have a friend its a Grace ! Keep a friend its a Virtue but Be a good friend its a honor !

  33. U r a friend I never want to lose.

    34. As precious as u r to me, As precious no one can ever be, I know friends r hard to choose, But u r a friend I never want to lose.