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A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
A cheeky religious joke about a moulvi whose rules shift when he is the subject.
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!
girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata.........
girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah
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