Teacher, student and kiss

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1. Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

2. Price of a dress = 5 kiss or 10 kiss

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5 kiss Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

3. Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

4. Accounts k student ki gaalian

Accounts k student ki gaali:- Salay bounced cheque, Dharti pe liability, Paidaishi bad debt, Dishonoured bill, Insolvent admi, Khandan ka net loss, tu paida kion howa ?

5. Ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun, tujse apni jaan mangta hun, tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

6. Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

7. God ko miss call karna hai

1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?" Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ? Baccha: kuch khaas nahi, sirf God ko Miss call karna hai.... ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.

8. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

9. Aapko...hum sirf aapko hamesha

Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......

10. Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students: exams - socha na tha, classes - kabhi kabhi, question papers - na tum jano na hum, copying - yaarana, maths2 - asambhav, maths1 - mission impossible, environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester - kuch to hai, 2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction […]

11. Dosron ka time ....

Islamabad airport pr PIA ki Flight no.9 K plane Ki Seat no.52 Pr Baithay Passanger K sath Mai Khari Air hostes K Boyfrnd K Ghar Ke Bed room K Attach bath K Right Side Wali Window K Sath Wali Gali K Pehlay Mor Par Mojud School Ki Class 4th K Teacher Table K Samne Wale […]

12. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

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14. O love love likhdi rahi

o love love likhdi rahi, main leave leave parda reya, o kiss kiss likhdi rahi, main kash kash parda rea, o via ker k chali gae, main language course kearda rea!

15. EID MUBARAK ho Aapko

EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

16. Lips pe infection

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

17. rook kar dikhaye

Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain" Iss ka future tense banao! Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge, kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae

18. D‚¡l ka sab se bara connection

D‚¡l ka sab se bara connection kiss k sath hota hai? ? ? ? Apko to pata hona chahiye ? ? ? Poket sayyyyy

19. Jhakkas New Year!!

Aap jahan jayen wahanse kare Fly all Tear, Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear, Aap ke har raste ho Always Clear... Aur Khuda de Aapko aik Jhakkas New Year!! HAPPY NEW YEAR

20. Pappu ullu ka patha hai

Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai? Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

21. Altaf bhai jab school gaye

Altaf bhai jab school gaye Teacher ne pucha? mere pas 4 apple hain, 5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein? ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

22. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

23. O tere result da ki banya?

Sardar:O tere result da ki banya? Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class wich 1 sal hor laggay ga? Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

24. Aagar Raat Ko koi...

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye, Tumhare Badan ko chume, Gaalo ko kiss kare, toh Romantic maat bano, . . . . "MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...

25. Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko

Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko, Dusri kiran hasi de aapko, Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi, Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!! Good Morning

26. 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge? Student: sir, asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p

27. Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain, Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

28. aaj tumhein akeiley mein....

aaj tumhein akeiley mein... le ja kar... apney hontoon se eik... k... ki... kis.. kiss... kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........

29. Main maa Bannay wali hoon

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

30. mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

31. Saas and bahu arguements

Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti? Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain, 2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?

32. Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega...

33. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".