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Teacher, student and kiss
A kindergarten teacher offers a kiss as a reward for counting to ten — and the student wants to renegotiate the terms.
Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi...
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..
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