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1. 5 points of a normal student

A five-point checklist of student habits that most students will quietly agree with. 5 points that prove you are a normal student 1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages 2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA 3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line 4:right now […]

2. A Student Service Msg...!

A one-liner logic flip — if not there, then not here either. Classic student logic. If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep.. . . . . . .. . . . . . . Then Home Is Not A Place To Study. A Student Service Msg...!

3. A good teacher according to student

A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They […]

4. A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

5. Question by a student !!

Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?

6. Teacher And A Student

Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!

7. Principal shock, student rocks

Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE" Principal shock...! Student rocks....! B-)

8. Accounts k student ki gaalian

An accounting student insults someone entirely in financial terminology: bounced cheque, bad debt, dishonoured bill, net loss. Accounts k student ki gaali:- Salay bounced cheque, Dharti pe liability, Paidaishi bad debt, Dishonoured bill, Insolvent admi, Khandan ka net loss, tu paida kion howa ?

9. Teacher, student and kiss

A kindergarten teacher offers a kiss as a reward for counting to ten — and the student wants to renegotiate the terms. Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se, 1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi... BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

10. Altered definitions of student life

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]

11. Life of a medical student

Life while doing m.b.b.s 1sr yr: yahoo i'm in Medical college 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi 4th yr: aah soon it'll b over 5th yr: finaly it'll b over House job: i did it Job : i love myself W8 a min ! Something is missing […]

12. Eid mubarak from biology student

Cardially. Happy Eid day from the depth of right & left ventricles, wrapped with the ribbons of purkinje fibers and sealed in pericardium. Decorated with SA and AV nodes with a glitter topping of pericardial fluid and cusps of mitral and tricuspid valves. In short ap ko teh-e-dil se EID MUBARAK ho :)

13. Medical student wishing good night

I wish that u visualize a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occurring benevolently in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain. In short, Good Night!!!!

14. I love you & You love your daughter

Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.

Holidays in European, Western, and British countries are celebrated in the month of December. To exchange holiday gifts and greetings we compliments our friends, family near and dear ones with cards and writing a message on that holiday card is sometimes tricky as we wish to writing something cool. So here we have gathered some […]

16. Happy New Year Wishes for Teachers & Students

A short New Year note means a lot to a teacher, and a kind word from a teacher stays with a student for years. Here are messages for both, plus wishes that parents and schools can send. New Year wishes for teachers from students This year taught me what it feels like to be a […]

17. A Guy and girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

18. All my friends be healthy and happy forever!

I told GOD let all my friends be healthy and happy forever! GOD said:But for 4 days only! I said:Yes, let them be a Spring day,Autumn day,Summer day & Winter day! GOD said:No. 3 days! I said:Yes, Yesterday,Today&2mrw! GOD said:No. 2 days! I said:Yes,a Bright day (Day Time) and Dark day (Night Time)! GOD said:No.Just […]

19. I wish U to have a .....

A New Year wish for every day of the week — sweet Sundays, marvellous Mondays, and everything in between. I wish U to have a Sweetest Sunday, Marvelous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

20. Happy New Year in Advance Wishes & Messages

Send these a few days before the new year, or on the last working day before the holidays, so your wish arrives before the midnight rush. Happy New Year in advance wishes May the spirit of this holidayseason fill your heart with love,peace and serenity.Wishing you many wishes forthe New Year in advance! Happy new […]

21. Don't kill the students

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- "Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers"

22. Special Memories Brighten Your New Year

Another Day, Another Month, Another Year. Another Smile, Another Tear, Another Winter, A Summer Too, But There Will Never Be Another You! May Lovely, Happy Times Decorate This Time Of The Season. May Warm, Special Memories Brighten Your New Year.

23. Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

A student's definition of a lecturer that flips the teacher-student relationship. Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

24. Chance To Disturb In New Year

Having You Means That I Have Someone To Disturb And Call In Time Of Need. As We Watch The Curtains Of This Year Fall, It Means That Another Year Sets In Giving Me Another Chance To Disturb You More. Happy New Year

25. Pehlay se happy new year

Humorous Roman Urdu New Year SMS in the race to wish first, delivered by someone who insists on getting there before the competition. Jisko Dekho 1 Din .. 2 Din 4 Din … 1 Hafte 2 Hafte Pehle Baazi Maarne Per Tula Hua Hai. Ye Lo Phir hum kahe daity hai… !!! Happy New Year […]

26. 10 marks in an exam

Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]

27. Movie titles related to eng students:

Engineering student life mapped to Bollywood film titles — from 'Socha Na Tha' for exams to 'Mission Impossible' for Maths 1 and 'Phir Milenge' for failure. Movie titles related to eng students: exams - socha na tha, classes - kabhi kabhi, question papers - na tum jano na hum, copying - yaarana, maths2 - asambhav, […]

28. Short holiday greetings message

Warmest greetings and best wishes for the new year & Holidays!

29. True meaning of study

What is the true meaning of 'Study'?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

30. Turning pages without reading

A one-liner comparing students to air — both flip pages without reading. Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

31. Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor

In School Days, Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!! 1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him. "How Many Students R there In Ur Class??? He Replied: "32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

32. Lovely & Horrible days in my life

Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : "only exam days"

33. Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons "We will do it" Means "U will do it." "U have done a great job" Means "More work will be given to u." "We r a team" Means "I am not the only one to be blamed." "That is a good question" Means "I do not know anything about it." "All the best […]