10 marks in an exam

Question: "How to kill an ant?"

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|

Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

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