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1. Meaning of thanks

Do u know the meaning of Thanks? It means.. T-ten H-hugs A-and N-nine Ks-kisses thats why girls always says Thanks to boys And boys say.. its my pleasure :-)

2. Boy: BUS aur LARKI

A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs. Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

3. Girls look beautiful because....

Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because

4. 5 points of a normal student

A five-point checklist of student habits that most students will quietly agree with. 5 points that prove you are a normal student 1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages 2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA 3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line 4:right now […]

5. A Student Service Msg...!

A one-liner logic flip — if not there, then not here either. Classic student logic. If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep.. . . . . . .. . . . . . . Then Home Is Not A Place To Study. A Student Service Msg...!

6. Give me a pocket full of money

Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

7. Girls are like apples on trees.

‎Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they r afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top […]

8. Agree With The Dictionary

Agree With The Dictionary. Boys Before Girls, Partying Before Studying & Friends Before Love

9. Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho

Promises to call and text every day — just as soon as you settle my phone bill first. Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho

10. Reason for girls to live longer

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does

11. The latest slogn of boys

The latest slogn of boys: Pakistan is our nation Girls are our Destination Dating is Our Occupation Flirting is our Profession Leave about Education

12. When girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable‚¦. !!

13. Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor

In School Days, Sahir Lodhi Was A Class Monitor!! 1 Day A New Teacher Asked Him. "How Many Students R there In Ur Class??? He Replied: "32 Girls, 44 Boys & Me'':-D

14. Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

A student's definition of a lecturer that flips the teacher-student relationship. Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

15. A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

16. Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat 2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM! 1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT! 2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

17. Don't kill the students

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- "Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers"

18. A boys eye / girls heart

A Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching A Girl In A Crowd But A Girls Heart Is Slower Than Turtle In forgetting A Boy Whom She Loved

19. Pakistani And American

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both […]

20. Pappu ullu ka patha hai

Grammar class joke: teacher asks what 'Pappu' is in the sentence about Pappu not talking to girls — a student nails the insult. Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai? Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

21. HaPpY Eid MubariK

HaPpY Eid MubariK I know its too early... but l have hundreds of boys and pretty girls to wish... So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first!

22. Love has no age....

A Shakespeare joke with a funny twist at the end. For when you want to bring up an age gap with humor instead of awkwardness. Someone Asked Shakespeare: "U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?" He Showed Him A Calendar N Said "A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, […]

23. 10 marks in an exam

Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]

24. All girls r beautiful n boys innocent

All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare) All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off (Shakespeare'S Wife)

25. Reason for crying of girls/boys

A quick observation about why girls cry for a thousand reasons but boys just one. Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: "GIRL"

26. Students r not cheaters

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

27. Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!

Nihilistic student SMS: why study? You die anyway, and if you're reborn, you'll start from nursery again. So just enjoy. Parh likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !! So enjoY!!

28. Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook

Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook 1.Upload a new profile pic 2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc.. 3.Be happy... 4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY 5.Be happy again!!! 6.Goto step 1. :p

29. Believe this lie, it's really true

1 fine morning in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys woke up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Took out their swords & shot each other, One deaf pliceman heard the noise & Killed the 2 dead boys Beleive this lie, it's really true, Ask the blind beggar, he saw […]

30. True meaning of study

What is the true meaning of 'Study'?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

31. Khatarnak game

Two girls discuss which game is the most dangerous, and the answer is less about sport and more about company. Ek larki dosri se...!!! Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..? 2nd girl; Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey, Khass kar andhery main

32. Enlarged version of *BOYS**

Dear GIRLS...! When a guy adds u on facebook it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband... That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!... And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status.. he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ... When […]

33. Principal shock, student rocks

Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE" Principal shock...! Student rocks....! B-)