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R u a working woman or a housewife?
Someone asked a women r u a working woman or a housewife?
Her answer , "yes i am a ful time working housewife,
I work 24 hours a day...
I am an alarm clock,a cook, a maid,a teacher,a waiter,a nanny,a nurse,a handyman,a security officer,a counsellor and a comforter.
I don't get holidays, sick leave or days off.
I work through day and night..
I am on call all hours and get paid wth a sentence
"Tum krti he kia ho ghar mai" (What at all do you do at house ?)
Dedicated 2 all moms, wives,daughters n sisters.
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