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Man and woman sent on earth
Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
&
Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)
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Man was sent on Earth to "suffer", & Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens" Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)
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