Most expensive way to sleep

The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
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Marriage!

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    3. Things 2 take note when u sleep: 1st-miss me, 2nd-think of me, 3rd-hug me, 4th-love me. Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes. Get prepared 2 dream of me! Good night

  3. May u sleep peacefully thru out the night

    4. A bed of clouds for U to sleep, Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp, Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U, May u sleep peacefully thru out the night. Good Night

  4. Habbit of talking in sleep

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  5. Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)

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  6. Time to sleep!

    7. Now, Birds R Silent. Buterflies R Hanging.. Sun Is Sleeping Moon Is Watching U, Sshhhhhhhh.. Its Time 2 Sleep,Close Ur Eyes.. Sweet Dreams..

  7. 5 minutes of sleep left

    8. Everyone Has To Admit That The Most Depressing Moment Is When You Wake Up Early And Realize That You Only Have Five Minutes Of Sleep Left. Good Morning :)

  8. It is wrong to sleep with married women.

    9. Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

  9. Sleep stands for

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  10. Dream a dream tonight as you sleep

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  11. Your remaining sleep time is over

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  12. When a man holds a woman hands?

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  13. Differentiate wife and mother

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  14. Man before Marriage is like Airtel

    15. Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."

  15. The Equation of Marriage

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  16. Behavior before and after marriage

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  17. Before and after marriage

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  18. Marriage is made of trust & understanding

    19. What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.

  19. Before & after marriage

    20. Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

  20. Wishing you a very happy woman's day!

    21. A beautiful woman draws strength from troubles, smiles during distress and grows stronger with prayers & hope. Send this to a beautiful woman. I just did! Wishing you a very happy woman's day!

  21. First marriage is the triumph of

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  22. Sometimes saying sorry is most difficult

    23. Sometimes saying sorry is the most difficult thin on earth... But its the cheapest thing to save the most expensive gift called Relationship..!!!

  23. MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

    24. What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense

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    25. Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit? Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

  25. Still wake ... Good Night

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  27. If marriages are made in heaven

    28. Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage!

  28. Kiss is the key of love.

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  29. An excellent saying......good morning

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  30. Before marriage, After marriage

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