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Differentiate wife and mother
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
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You are one fabulous wife. You are a brilliant mother. You are a phenomenal woman. All that you do makes my life more wonderful than you may ever know. Happy Mother's Day To My Dearest Wife!
God has given me a woman that has proven to be a beautiful mother, a wonderful wife, and an amazing friend. I'm thankful to God for you being such a blessing in my life. Happy Mother's Day!
You're dependable, wonderful, and full of kindness. You're my wife, the mother of our children, and one of my best friends. Because of you my life is filled with smiles, beautiful moments, and true love. Happy Mother's Day!
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I don't say it enough. I don't say it loud enough. I don't say it with as much passion as I feel. I don't say it when I always should. But, here I go... I married a fantastic woman and I want the world to know that I LOVE YOU with everything that I am!! […]
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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
Your mother bore you For 9 months , She watched her feet Swell, she struggled to Climb stairs, She got breathless quick, She bore excruciating pain, She suffered many sleepless Nights, She became your nurse, your Chef, your teacher, your Cleaner, your launderette, your Friend. She struggled for you, but not Did she see it […]
As you may be browsing through our huge collection of "Mother's Day Special" Messages, quotes & everything. Let us make this easier for you to pick up the best Mother's Day Quote, SMS , Phrase, or wish. Below are the links to 10 best mother's day messages :- When I came home in the rain […]
wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ? husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
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What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p
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A beautiful new beginning for your family and a bundle of love and joy to anticipate. What a wonderful way to spend your first Mother's Day! Happy Mother's Day To The Mom-To-Be!
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A beautiful women, a great friend and a wonderful mother. You are all this to me and much more... I feel so lucky and proud to have a mom like you. Happy Women's Day to Mother
Mother, dear mother, the years have been long Since I last listened your lullaby song: Sing, then, and unto my soul it shall seem Womanhood's years have been only a dream.
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A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]
Mother, I love you, For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you, Because you love me, too. You feed me and need me, To teach you to play, So smile because I love you, On this Mother's Day
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much
Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!