Politics SMS / Text Messages

These days politcians are well engaged in playing their politics with peoples, so have this in mind an increase in political / politics sms have been increased, hence we have compiled a nice collection of policticians sms messages.Some major players of politics in Pakistan are benazir & mushraf, some sms on our website are also targeted for them and can be considered as benazir sms or musharaf sms.

Daur-e-Zardari hai

A rhyming political SMS that pins every problem — corruption, looting, loss of national dignity — squarely on the Zardari era in Pakistan.

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia

A satirical SMS tallying exactly how voters were rewarded after the election — inflation up, salaries frozen, costs rising across the board.

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
=
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
=
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

Asif zardari and coca cola

A Pakistan political joke where Nawaz Sharif's question about judicial reinstatement gets answered by Zardari with a carbonated burp.

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

1 Anokhi Dua

A satirical blessings SMS wishing the recipient specific outcomes by invoking the fates of well-known Pakistani political and media figures.

1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

A satirical SMS listing every dark image the writer sees when looking at Zardari — from spoiled food and a dead conscience to hellfire itself.

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,

Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,

Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop

New Qoumi Tarana

A satirical rewrite of Pakistan's national anthem recast as a hymn to Musharraf-era corruption, power cuts, and constitutional manipulation.

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana

Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal

Pareshan nahi ho

A political joke presenting a page of nonsense syllables as an accurate transcript of a real Pakistani politician's press conference.

Kid

Pid

Did

Sid

Fid

Wid

Lid

Gid

Hid

Jid

Sid

Mid

Pid

Vid

Lid

Qid

Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane

A political plane-ride joke where Bush, Musharraf, and Osama each offer to make the world happy — with escalating scale and a dark final line.

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

Chum Cham Cham . . . .

A chaotic political nursery-rhyme style poem name-dropping Musharraf, Nawaz, Benazir, Zardari, and Obama before landing on national collapse.

Chum Cham Cham . . . .

Musharraf ki chhaliya
Nawaz Shareef ka paan
Chal mere Zardari Liaqat Bagh,
Liaqat Bagh ki pehli gali
Benazir ko goli lagi
Sari dunya roney lagi
Rotey rotey bhook lagi
Hmare Mulk mein Atta nhi
Gillani tmhare nana nhi
Shaukat Aziz gae DILLI
DILLI se lae Billi
Billi ne diye 2 bache Allah miyan sache
Schey schey jaenge OBAMA ki Dulhan laenge
OBAMA ki Dulhan kaali 100 nakhron waali
1 nakhra toot gaya
Humara mulk doob Gaya:(

Benazir aae gi...

A political SMS listing Benazir Bhutto's campaign promises one by one before the punchline about what morning light reveals.

Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
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Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi ;-)

1 Anokhi dua

A second version of the satirical blessings SMS using Pakistani political figures to frame unconventional — and unflattering — well-wishes.

1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,

Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,

Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko mili

Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k