Politics SMS / Text Messages

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that"s out always looks the best.

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
"The return of phoolan devi",
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until...
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power...
become lovers of wisdom.

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!