Politics & politicians sms messages (urdu/english)
A satirical SMS formatted as a royal decree from Zardari, listing instructions that mock his alleged loyalties and priorities as president.
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
Bush's dog decides he's had enough and makes a dramatic political statement while sinking — a slapstick jab at cohabitation and loyalty.
Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
"Dard-e-bhutto"
"Dard-e-bhutto"
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
""Dard-e-Bhutto""
ha koi muqabla karne wala
Satirical joke casting Musharraf's military prayers as targeting Jamia Hafza seminary — political topical humour from the 2000s.
Mushraf ki niyat
"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"
We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers
Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.
Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.