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Mushraf ki niyat
Mushraf ki niyat
"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"
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Door hoon apne Dost sey mai kesey Eid manaoon !! Soch rahi hoon us tak pohnchoon ya us ko Bulaoon!
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi. Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai. Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay? Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.
Wishing you a very Happy Lohri to u & ur family. May the Lohri fire burn all the moments of sadness and bring you warmth of joy, happiness and love.
Maan thandi chao ha to Baap ghana dharakht, Maan k pairo talay janat ha to Bap k phlu me janat, Maan k baghair ghar suuna ha to Bap k bgair zindagi veraan, Maan mohabat ka darya ha to Baap shafqat ka samandar, Maan tohfa khuda vandi ha to Baap rehmat khudawandi, meri Maan mera fakhar […]