Mushraf ki niyat

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Politics SMS

Mushraf ki niyat

"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

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