Tamam hazraat se Guzarish hai

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Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
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Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai

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    2. "ALLAH Wo hai Jisne tumhare liye saakin zameen banai, Aur aasmaan ko chhat banaya, Aur tumhari achhi achhi sooratien bana-een, Aur paak cheezon se tumhein rizq ata kiya, Wo Allah tumhara Rubb hai, Aur tamam barkatein ALLAH k liye hein Jo tamam jahanon ka Rubb hai. (Al-Mo'min; 64)

  2. Tamam baywaqoofun ko ....

    3. Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai... . . . . . . . . . Aap to aise parh rahe hen jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

  3. Advance Ramzan Mubarak.

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  4. ATM Jammed because of ...

    5. Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)

  5. Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding...

    6. Breaking news by Geo : Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam karnay ka elaan... " Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha K light chali gai .

  6. Har larki per nazar ;)

    7. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai Express news: har larki per nazar;)

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    8. chaha hai is ko rooh ki gehraiyoon ke sath zinda hoon apni zaat ki tanhaiyon ke sath, roka nahi tha us ko becharne ke waqat bhi apni wafa peh naaz tha sachiyon ke sath

  8. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho

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  9. Good / bad news after wife accident

    10. A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]

  10. Aqwal-e-zareen

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    12. Tamaam umer zindagi sey door rahey, Apki khushi k liye apni khushi se door rahe. Ab is say barh ker wafa ki saza kya hogi, k aap k ho ker bhi aap sey door rahey...!!!

  12. Dost k liye har cheez qurban kar do Hazrat Ali

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    14. Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko us ka haq nahi dila saktay to. jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo. Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

  14. Lout aana

    15. Jab kabhi tera dil ghabraey ager tujhe meri yad aay tu lou ana, Ager tera sath koi choray ager koi tera dil turey tu lout ana, Kuch waqat achca guzra hai sath tumare who waqat jab yaad aay tu lout ana, Yahe waqat akser sath nai dete dil walon ka, pas reh kar b ager […]

  15. You seek guidance from Allah

    16. Things aren't always as they seem. Umm-e-moosa was told to throw her son in the river Hazrat yusuf (a.s) was left to die in a well. Hazrat maryam delivered a child alone. Hazrat yunus (a.s) was swallowed by a fish Hazrat ibrahim (a.s) was thrown in the fire. Yet look at how it turned out […]

  16. Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee

    17. Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee, mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee , tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee, tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee, tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee. mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe […]

  17. Kisi k PYAR ko bhulana na aya hamain

    18. Kisi k PYAR ko bhulana na aya hamain Kisi k DIL ko dukhana na aya hamain Kisi ki YAAD mein tarapna to sekh Liya ! Magar apni YAAD men kisi ko tadpana na aya hamen.

  18. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do

    19. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do Apni muskurahatain apna bholapun day do Apni ankhain baksh do apna husn nawaz do Apna sakhan day do apnay dil ka dhun day do Tumharay dum say meray jevan mein khushiyain hain bahar hay Mein kuch kehna chahta hon mujhey tumse mohabbat hay, mujhey tum se […]

  19. apni yadoon ka ghulam ker gaya

    20. aaj door se hi koi salam kar gaya, apni yadon ka ghulam ker gaya , apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas, aaj wohi humain nilaam kar gaya........

  20. Hum say door jao gay kaisay?

    21. Hum say door jao gay kaisay? Dil say hamain bhulao gay kaisay? Hum to woh khushbo hain jo, sanson k zariye dil mein utar jati hay. Khud ki sanson ko rook pao gay kaisay?

  21. one girl asked to pappu

    22. 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

  22. Gharoor tootnay na do

    23. Hazrat ALI (R.A) said: "Agar Kisi Ko Yeh Ghuroor Ho K Wo Tum Se Jitni Martaba Naraz Ho To Tum Usay Mana Lo Ge To Behtar Hai Tum Uska Yeh Gharoor Tootnay Na Do"

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  24. Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay.

    25. Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

  25. Door reh ker bhi

    26. Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

  26. 50% of sardars are not donkeys

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  27. Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya

    28. Yeh kaun muskura kar idhar say guzar gaya, Bay noor rastoon main ujala bikhar gaya, Socha bohut kisi say pyar na ho magar, Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya..

  28. Mushraf ki niyat

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  29. Kisi ki sansain kisi ki jaan ban jaye

    30. Kisi k sapnay kisi kay armaan ban jayen, Kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaye, Bay panah pyaar kehtay hain usey, Jab kisi ki sansain kisi ki jaan ban jaye,

  30. Bhool jane ka hosla na hua

    31. Bhool jane ka hosla na hua, door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua, unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte, koi dusra unke jaisa na hua

  31. Eid ki sachi khushi to apno ki deed hai

    32. Eid ki sachi khushi to apno ki deed hai, Tum humse door ho to apni kya eid hai Anyways, Warm EID Greetings to u & ur family

  32. Teacher & bachay

    33. Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

  33. ik bar mujh say door ja k daikh kabhi

    34. behar-e-ishq main doob k daikh kabhi jaam-e-mohabbat pee k daikh kabhi her taraf tera hi aks nazar ayai ga meri aankhon mein pyar say daikh kabhi ghuror hay tujhey apni zulfon ki cha'aon ka meri palkon ki chaon mein baith k daikh kabhi kaisi hoti hay tapish zamanay ki nigahon mein meray dil k aangun […]