Tamam hazraat se Guzarish hai

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1. Tamam baywaqoofun ko ....

A fake official notice addressed to all fools — written with the certainty that every reader will assume it was meant for someone else. Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai... . . . . . . . . . Aap to aise parh rahe hen jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

2. Tamam barkatein ALLAH k liye hein

Roman Urdu rendering of Quran Al-Momin 64, describing how Allah gave stable ground, sky for shelter, good forms, and pure sustenance. "ALLAH Wo hai Jisne tumhare liye saakin zameen banai, Aur aasmaan ko chhat banaya, Aur tumhari achhi achhi sooratien bana-een, Aur paak cheezon se tumhein rizq ata kiya, Wo Allah tumhara Rubb hai, Aur […]

3. Finding beautiful insnaan

Fake breaking news: police hunting for an attractive person — relax, you're neither human nor good-looking, so you're safe. NEWS ALERT! Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai jo bohut beautiful hai, tum mut ghabrana Q k na to tum insan ho na beautiful, problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon

4. Advance Ramzan Mubarak.

Roman Urdu Ramadan humor styled as a breaking news report, building through a long setup to deliver a sehri wake-up call as the punchline. Express Breaking News: Pakistani Mahireen Aur Ulma Ye Sabit Kar Chuky Hain K, 29 Jun 2014 Ko Rat Ko 3 Ya 3:30 Baje K Ird Gird 1 Awaz Gonjey Gi Jis […]

5. ATM Jammed because of ...

Breaking News ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition . . . Because . . . Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)

6. Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding...

Breaking news by Geo : Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam karnay ka elaan... " Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha K light chali gai .

7. Har larki per nazar ;)

A mock Express News bulletin listing unrelated incidents involving girls — all given the same headline: har larki per nazar. Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm […]

8. Dost k liye har cheez qurban kar do Hazrat Ali

A Roman Urdu wisdom message from Hazrat Ali reminding us that the only thing we should never sacrifice for any worldly gain is a true friend. Beshak Apni Har Cheez " DOST " Ke Liye Qurban Kardo .. Lekin .. Kisi Cheez Ke Liye Apne " DOST " Ko Qurban Mat Karna .. "HAZRAT ALI […]

9. Aqwal-e-zareen

A Roman Urdu collection of golden sayings on the value of a teacher's discipline, the emptiness of ignorance, and the company we keep. Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai [HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S)] Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan. [HAZRAT ABU BAKAR(RAA)] Jo tujhey teri khamiyan batayewo tera […]

10. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Bush, Musharraf, and their pilot are each imagining what they'd drop to make people happy — and the pilot has the best idea. Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay […]

11. You seek guidance from Allah

Things aren't always as they seem. Umm-e-moosa was told to throw her son in the river Hazrat yusuf (a.s) was left to die in a well. Hazrat maryam delivered a child alone. Hazrat yunus (a.s) was swallowed by a fish Hazrat ibrahim (a.s) was thrown in the fire. Yet look at how it turned out […]

12. Farq to para hai, GEO Musharraf

Sarcastically credits Musharraf for making candlelight dinners accessible to all Pakistanis — through nationwide power cuts. 20 saal pehle "Candle light Dinner" sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay magar ab pooray mulk ki awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai. Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf

13. Kia ap ne suna hay?

Funny Roman Urdu Eid SMS styled as a breaking news item across every TV channel — the big announcement being simply 'Eid Mubarak'. Kya Aap ne suna hai..? BBC per CNN per PTV per ARY per GEO per nahi suna..! FM 100 per tou suna ho ga..! Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh […]

14. Good / bad news after wife accident

A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]

15. Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

A mock blessing SMS that asks God to give all the reader's happiness — and sacrifice Musharraf to make it happen. Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

16. I am made of 5 letters

I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. If U remove the second letter, It is everywhere! Guess what ???!

17. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane

A political plane-ride joke where Bush, Musharraf, and Osama each offer to make the world happy — with escalating scale and a dark final line. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharaf said: If I drop my […]

18. Hidden happiness within you

A Man Asked A Sculptorist: "How Do You Make Such Beautiful Idols From Stone?" He Replied: "Idols & Images Are Already Hidden There... I Remove Unwanted Stone 0nly..!" Moral: Your HAPPINESS Is HIDDEN Within You, Just Remove Your W0RRIES!

19. Delay in punish

Roman Urdu advice from Hazrat Ali (R.A): delay punishing someone until your anger has fully cooled down. Hazrat Ali [R.A] Ka Farman Hy K "Saza Dene Main Der Karo Yahan Tak K Tumhara Ghussa Thanda Ho Jaye..."

20. Agar rizq...

Short Roman Urdu quote from Hazrat Ali (R.A): if sustenance came from intelligence, the foolish and animals would not survive — rizq comes from Allah. Agar rizq aqal-o-danish se milta tou jaanwar aur bewaqoof zinda hii na rehte ... (Hazrat Ali r.a.)

21. Gharoor tootnay na do

A Roman Urdu wisdom quote from Hazrat Ali advising that self-respect means never giving someone the satisfaction of winning you back with ego. Hazrat ALI (R.A) said: "Agar Kisi Ko Yeh Ghuroor Ho K Wo Tum Se Jitni Martaba Naraz Ho To Tum Usay Mana Lo Ge To Behtar Hai Tum Uska Yeh Gharoor Tootnay […]

22. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

Asks when family members stop caring about each other — the answer is the exact moment someone announces the food is open at a wedding. Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati […]

23. Bayghairut zameen per

A fake congratulations SMS announcing the recipient has been cast in an Amir Khan sequel — in a major role — for a film with a very unflattering title. Congratulation! Amir Khan Ne apni Film K Second part k liay ap ko Chun lia hai Jiss Mai ap ka Bohat Main Role Hai Film Ka […]

24. IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT

A Roman Urdu wisdom quote from Hazrat Ali noting that power, wealth, and authority don't change people — they just reveal who they already were. IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log badaltay nahin BAYNAQAB hotay hain (Hazrat Ali)

25. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho

Roman Urdu quote from Hazrat Ali (R.A): if you look down on someone, you are either seeing them from too far away or through the lens of pride. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe ho, Ya phir gharoor se dekh rahe ho (Hazrat Ali(R.A)"

26. 50% of sardars are not donkeys

A sardar protest joke where they celebrate a headline they clearly misread. Newspaper Mein News Lugi K "50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys" The Sardars Protested. Next Day News Lagi K "50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys" The Sardars Celebrated.

27. Faisla Allah Par Chorh Do

Roman Urdu advice from Hazrat Ali (R.A): when prayer and effort fall short, leave the decision to Allah, who decides best for His servants. "Jab Dua Aur Koshish Say Baat Na Baney Tou Faisla Allah Par Chorh Do, Allah Apne Bando'n K Barey Main Behtar Fesla Karny Wala Hay" Hazrat Ali (R.A)

28. Kamyabi, hosley,dost & muqadar

An inspirational Roman Urdu friendship message drawing on Hazrat Ali's wisdom: success, courage, and good friends all come from the same destiny. Hazrat ALI a.s ne farmaya, "Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai, Or Hosley doston se milte hain, Or Dost muqadron se milte hain Or Muqadar insan khud bnata hai"

29. News reporter & pathan

A news reporter asks a Pathan how so many Pathans died on a station platform — and the explanation involves an announcement taken far too literally. News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par […]

30. ibadat main 2 chizain

Roman Urdu quote from Hazrat Ali (R.A) naming his two most valued acts of worship: Fajr prayer in winter cold and Ramadan fasting in summer heat. Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain, Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ aur Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay {Hazrat Ali R.A}

31. Her Chutti Pe Nazar

Sardonic Roman Urdu New Year SMS pointing out that every major holiday in the year falls on a Sunday, delivering a bad-news New Year. Hard Working Logon K Lye Bad News 2011 Mei 1st May 14 August ...11 Sep Aur 25 December Sunday Ko Hain:-(:-( Or Karo "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011" "Her Chutti Pe Nazar"

32. Jiska jesa zarf wesi uski takhleeq.

Roman Urdu SMS citing Hazrat Ali: the same raindrop becomes a pearl in an oyster and poison in a snake, shaped by the vessel. Barish ka qatra seepi or sanp dono k muu mein girta hey jab k sanp usay zeher bana deta hay, or seepi usay moti, Jiska jesa zarf wesi uski takhleeq. HAZRAT […]

33. Never a weakness that He can't fill

Never a weakness that He can't fill, Never a sickness that He can't heal, Never a sorrow that He dsn't share, Moment by moment- you are under GOD's care