Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

Hindi Funny SMS

A mock blessing SMS that asks God to give all the reader's happiness — and sacrifice Musharraf to make it happen.

Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de

Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

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    2. If could write someone's fate, would write happiness on every line and point every turn toward success. Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum. Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete. Jo mod aapko kamyabi dilaye. har lakeer ko ussi taraf mod dete.

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  5. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

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    17. Koi chaand sitara hay Koi phool se pyara hay Koi khushi ka ishara hay Koi dil ka sahara hay Tumhai'n itna batana hay Wo naam tumhara hay

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  20. Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,

    21. Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga, Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga, Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna, Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga.. Good Luck & All the best

  21. Hum To Bus Naam Sunte Aaye Hai

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    30. Roman Urdu SMS pondering the unnamed bond between two people — asking whether it is like sky and earth, always apart yet incomplete without the other. kabhi socha hai? Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai? *Dosti *Mohababt *Zarurat *Khuwahish *Junoon *Ishq ya woh rishta jo, "Asman ka zameen se" Barish ka sehra se hay Haqiqat […]

  30. uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.

    31. Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aaya Khali hi sahi hathon mein jam to aaya Mein hoon bewafa sabko betaya usne Yun hi sahi, uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.

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  33. Usmain ayega tera naam isliyay chup hoon

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