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1. Ham pe sitam karnay ko zamana nikla

jis ko apna samjha wo hi begana nikla, ham pe sitam karnay ko zamana nikla. zulm karnay ki jis nay intaha kar de, wo apna shinasa purana nikla.

2. Tang-dasti, dozakh, maal aur jannat

Log tung-dasti se jtna darty hain agar dozakh se dare'n tou dono' se bach jaye'n Maal se jtni mohabbat karty hain agar jannat se kare'n tou dono' pa le'n" Imam Ghazali

Everybody is aware of upcoming 1st April, many of you would be handy with April fools pranks, April fools jokes / trick and several other practical jokes ideas for April fools day. Here in this section we have a great collection of sms tricks / pranks / jokes suitable for April fools day. peoples search […]

Everybody is aware of upcoming 1st April, many of you would be handy with Urdu / Hindi April Fools message, Urdu / Hindi April Fools jokes / trick and several other practical jokes ideas for April Fools day in Hindi or Urdu. Here in this section we have a great collection of sms tricks / […]

5. Samajh lena APRIL FOOL hai

A mock-romantic warning that any beautiful person who returns your feelings on a specific day is almost certainly pulling an April Fools stunt. In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

6. Happy April Fool's Day 2027

Yes, today I am here to wish you Happy April Fool's Day 2027. And let me admit that I am happy today. I am Happy Today because: When many peoples are lying and making April Fool, I haven't lied. When many peoples are cheating, I haven't cheated anyone. When almost everyone is hurting by false […]

7. 2 all who celebrate april fool

i m sending this fool msg . . . . . . 2 All Fools . . . . . . who celeBrate . . . . . . . ''APRIL FOOL''

8. Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-

A funny Roman Urdu miss you SMS building suspense through four things that can hit you without warning — the last one being your memory. Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain- 'Neend'; 'Paisa'; 'maut'; aur... aur... aur... aur... 'MERI PYARI SI YAAD' kyon...Aayi na.

9. I am your girlfriend is ....

I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day

10. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Warm Pakistan Independence Day SMS building suspense before delivering the classic three-word message straight from the heart. Aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahti hun han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen . . . . ***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***

11. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

Chinese kid says his father died; Pakistani friend sympathises in the most backhanded way: Chinese products have that problem. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

12. 31st March Or 1st april

31st March Or 1st april Fool is Fool dosnt matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

13. Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter

An April Fools prank SMS — with a surprise waiting in the last line. Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-*

14. 1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha, woh usko pakar k kha gaya! Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha, us ne pakar k chinese say pocha: . . . . . Khareedo gay?:D:D:D

15. Friendly reminder for April Fool

Just a friendly reminder - Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool.

16. Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 U Know Why?? If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

17. April Fool's Day Origin / History / Theory (5 facts)

April Fool's Day Theory / Origin / History (5 facts) 1.Biblical Theory: The origin of April Fool's Day dates back to Bible days when the history of this day was first recorded. 2.Roman Origins: Pranks and mischief played upon people on 1 April also dates back to ancient Roman times. 3.Change from Julian to Gregorian […]

18. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

19. Most unfulfilled desire ..

A science student's wish that Newton's apple had been a bomb instead. The most unfulfilled desire Of all science students is A bomb should have Fallen instead of An apple on newton!

20. 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

Two Sardars find two bombs and debate safe delivery to the police — their solution is technically honest, just not in the conventional sense. 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi […]

21. Aray hamain to apnon ne luta

An escalating catastrophe poem: every misfortune is made worse by the next — hospital closed, ambulance empty, bomb under the bed. Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha, Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha, mujhay rakshay main is liye […]

22. Life is like a MOVIE...

Life as a movie genre — drama, action, suspense, and horror at the mirror. Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u look at the mirror - HORROR

23. Can a kangaroo jump higher than ...

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

24. Free Calls To Pakistan

Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]

25. Aisa DOSTANA humara,

A friendship poem pairing you with the sender in flattering combos — boat and shore, rain and cloud — until the last line: I'm April, you're Fool. Aisa DOSTANA humara, Mein KASHTI tu KINARA, Mein VARSHA tu BADAL, Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL, Mein HOT tu COOL, Mein APRIL tu FOOL. Ha Ha Ha.....

26. Pakistan ne jo atom bomb

Teacher's trick question about Pakistan's 'bomb' that India turned into a pencil; the students answer: Adnan Sami. Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana dia uska naam kia hay ? STUDENTS:- (ADNAN SAMI) :-p

27. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

28. Make sure it's cheap

The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving License Made, Is "Remember 1 Thing Son If U're Going To Hit Anything, Make Sure Its Cheap"

29. Being in a relationship is about...

Being in a relationship, It’s not about the labels or becoming official. It’s about getting to know someone well enough to develop genuine feelings for them. It’s about being understanding and forgiving when situations are at their worst. It’s about loving someone, not for what they have to offer but who they are. It’s never […]

30. Singing bird will surely come

Always keep hoping for good. As the chinese say.... "Keep a green tree in ur heart, the singing bird will surely come."

31. Aap k ho ker bhi aap sey door rahey

Tamaam umer zindagi sey door rahey, Apki khushi k liye apni khushi se door rahe. Ab is say barh ker wafa ki saza kya hogi, k aap k ho ker bhi aap sey door rahey...!!!

32. Light a lamp of love!

Light a lamp of love! Blast a chain of sorrow! Shoot a rocket of prosperity! Fire a flowerpot of happiness! Wish u and your family SPARKLING DIWALI

33. Tamam baywaqoofun ko ....

A fake official notice addressed to all fools — written with the certainty that every reader will assume it was meant for someone else. Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai... . . . . . . . . . Aap to aise parh rahe hen jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p