2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

Hindi Sardar SMS

Two Sardars find two bombs and debate safe delivery to the police — their solution is technically honest, just not in the conventional sense.

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p

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