Have you caught the thief

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

Related SMS

  1. Last Nite i Caught some StaRs

    2. Last Nite i Caught some StaRs*** I'll Give them 2 the PeOple whO r juSt so SpaRklingly Special. 2 Me.... * . . * / Catch it....its 4 U 2 make ur Day a happiest Day Eid Mubarak

  2. Don't be upset and get caught up with things

    3. Don't be upset and get caught up with things or people that cannot change. Instead, move on, let go and focus on what you are able to change. The things that enhance your life. You deserve to be happy. Good Morning

  3. Caught sleeping together

    4. Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)

  4. Ladies hostel caught Fire

    5. Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.

  5. 5 fingers for these reasons

    6. I have 5 finger for these reasons: -My little finger to make promises for my best friends -My ring finger for someone special when the time is right -My middle finger to those who are jealeous & show high attitude to me -My index finger to silence those who speak ill of me -My thumb […]

  6. Theif entered kitchen

    7. Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

  7. How he got into the house

    8. A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying […]

  8. Girl falling from 80th floor

    9. A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. […]

  9. I miss you always...

    10. You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.

  10. Friends are like bum cheeks

    11. Friends are like bum cheeks. Crap might separate them, But they always come back together.

  11. Sorry for late SMS

    12. Sorry for late SMS Actually police arrested me for killing a girl I swear I didn't kill her I just asked her ,"will u marry me?" and woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

  12. Relations r like ring

    13. Lovely Relations Are Like a Ring, If We Wear It, It'll Hold Our Finger Tightly.. If We Remove It, It'll Surely Make Us To Feel Its Absnce..

  13. If i could be any part of U Id be ur tear

    14. If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear, To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes... Live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.....

  14. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

    15. Sunglasses: Allowing You To Stare At People Without Getting Caught. It's Like Facebook In Real Life.

  15. A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

    16. A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

  16. Friends are like fishes

    17. Friends r like fishes. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU..;)

  17. Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai

    18. I" M" A PoLice Officer.. & U r Under arrest Because U r So Cute and Being So Cute Is a Crime. Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

  18. Missing me and reading my SMS

    19. Let me guess what U R doing... Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling.

  19. Do u love me more than your family?

    20. Boy :Do you love me more than ur family ? Girl :No Boy :Why ? Girl :okay Listen dis. when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was. When i went outside, you were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was When […]

  20. A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks

    21. A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, White 2 ur teeth, Pink colour 2 ur lips, Silver colour 2 ur eyes, So keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life

  21. Broken is a heart tonight

    22. Broken is a star tonight as tears rolled on to my cheeks they whispered in my ears let us take your pain away broken is a little heart tonight

  22. A blessed KISS is on HEAD

    23. People say A blessed KISS is on HEAD A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS A passionate KISS is on LIPS A romantic KISS is on NECK But seriously HOTTEST KISS is on Iron Try it:p

  23. Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

    24. Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

  24. Girlfriend & police

    25. Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . Aur Socho ! . . . . Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hain !:p

  25. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

    26. NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

  26. Dreams Come True

    27. In your arms Let me be held, Held captive by your charms, And let the world behold How two souls meld, How they come true ~ The fairytales oft told€¦ In the way the moon Disappears in the clouds, And reappears with a blush, Let€™s disappear in a mist, Away from the crowds, In a […]

  27. Funny Kiss Joke

    28. Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."

  28. Give Lips to one

    29. Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give cheeks to all but lips to one, Give love to all but Heart to one, Let everybody love you But you love one.

  29. I want my child to laugh

    30. Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

  30. Never KISS a lady police

    31. Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please Always KISS a lady teacher, She will say, repeat it 5 time

  31. Roses are pink, as pink as your lips

    32. Roses are pink as pink as your lips stars are bright as bright as your eyes Apples are red as red as your cheeks Snow is white as white as your teeth Dew is fresh as fresh as your face Night is black as black as your hair Breeze is soft as soft as your […]

  32. By wife ....

    33. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

  33. New quomi tarana of Pakistan

    34. Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri, zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri! Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon, Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon! Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko, muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko! Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash […]