Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai

I" M" A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

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    2. M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

  2. Tamaam umer chahe mulaqat ho na ho..

    3. Lamhey ye sunheri kal sath hon na hon, Kal mein aaj jaisi baat hon na hon, Yadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge, Tamaam umer chahe mulaqat ho na ho..

  3. Tumhari yaad aati hai to aankhein bheeg jaati hai

    4. Tumhari yaad aati hai to aankhein bheeg jaati hai, Tumhari yaad aati hai to raat beet jaati hai, Bhulana to bahut chaha magar yaadein to yaadein hai, Kabhi hum haar jaate hai kabhi yeh jeet jaati hai.

  4. Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay

    5. Yun ainon say kab tak dil behlao gay, Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paogay, Hum jesa koi dost rahey agar tumhare sath, Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay..

  5. Hadon ki qaid se tuk ker azad mujhey

    6. hadon ki qaid se tuk ker azad mujhey, dil me basaya hay to ankhon me utar le mujhy, meri sab hi jazbon me hay pakizgi ka rang, tu jis rishtay se chahay pukar lay mujhay

  6. Roz gir jaati hai deewar tere wadon ki

    7. Haadsay ban k log yahaan mila karte hai Zakhm dene k hi saaman diya karte hai Roz gir jaati hai deewar tere wadon ki Roz hi hum maut ke saaye mien jiya karte hai..

  7. Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain

    8. Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain... kuch begane kuch apne hain... na jane kya KASHISH hay in khayalon main... woh ghair hoke bhi kitne apne hain...

  8. Uski yaad her pal aa jaati hay...

    9. Kion kisi ki khamoshi mujhey khamosh ker jati hay, Kion uski udasi mujhey udas ker jati hay, Kia rishta hay uska mera jo mujhey, Uski yaad her pal aa jaati hay...

  9. Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza

    10. koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

  10. Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai

    11. Nnikal aate hai aansoo rone se pehle‚¦ Toot jate hain sare khuwab sone se pehle‚¦ Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai, Kash koi rokta mujhe pyar hone se pehlay

  11. Saza khoob mili tum say dil laganay ki

    12. Saza khoob mili tum say dil laganay ki, Nazar lagi hay meray pyaar ko zamanay ki.. Ab to qabar main say bhi nikal k kehtay hain meray haath, Hamain tou hasratain reh gayain tum galay laganay ki

  12. Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai

    13. Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai, meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai. Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri, koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

  13. Gunah karke saza se darte hain

    14. Gunah karke saza se darte hain, zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain, dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi, hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain..

  14. Koi achhi si saza do mujhko

    15. Koi achi si SAZA do mujhko! Chalo aisa karo BHULLA do mujhko! Apne DIL me basi TASVIR meri! Aisa karo JALA do usko! Meri WAFA pe agar SHAK hai tumko Tu phir NAZAR se gira do mujh ko Muddat hogai hai tere HIJR me jagte howe! Apni sanso ki HARARAT se sula do mujhko Kuch […]

  15. Zindagi qaid-e-musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi

    16. Zindagi qad e musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi Kiya tha‚  jurm- e -wafa‚  is‚  k siwa kuch bhi nahi ‚  Jeenay ki arzo ma roz mar rahey han Dawa teri muhabbat ka siwa kuch bhi nahi ‚  Khnchti‚  ha‚  appni‚  taraf‚  gulshan‚  ki‚  rang- o- bu Kashish phoolon ma khushboo ka siwa kuch bhi […]

  16. Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya

    17. Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya Har Ek Kam Hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya Woh Hum Ko Yad Rahkta Ya Bhula Deta Usi Ka Kaam Tha Usi Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya Us Ki Marzi Bujha De Ya Phir Jala Rakhe Cheragh Hum Ne Jala Kar Hawa Pe Chor Diya Us Se […]

  17. By wife ....

    18. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

  18. How he got into the house

    19. A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “Youll get your chance in court,‚ said the Police officer. “No, no no!‚ said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying […]

  19. Aap k ho ker bhi aap sey door rahey

    20. Tamaam umer zindagi sey door rahey, Apki khushi k liye apni khushi se door rahe. Ab is say barh ker wafa ki saza kya hogi, k aap k ho ker bhi aap sey door rahey...!!!

  20. There's a bomb in my garden!

    21. Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it.

  21. ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa

    22. ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa, IZHAR e ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai, HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho, ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai..

  22. ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa

    23. ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa, IZHAR e ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai. HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho , ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai.

  23. Have you caught the thief

    24. Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief? Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What? Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where? Sharef : On my cheeks.

  24. Jab bhi hoi tujh say koi ghalti

    25. Poch lo khuda se tere liye hi ham ne dua mangi, Pooch lo hawa sey tere liye hi ham nay fiza mangi, Jab bhi hoi tujh say koi ghalti, Ham ne dua main apne liye saza mangi

  25. Let the boss speak first

    26. Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled) Officer said: Send me […]

  26. To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay

    27. To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jati hay, Banaa banaa k tamanna mitayee jaati hay, Tarah tarah say wafa aazmayee jaati hay, Hijaab un ko meri mohabbat ka aitbar nahin, To jhuka jhuka k nazar kion milayee jaati hay, Hamaray dil ka pata wo hamain nahin daitay Hamari chiz hum hi say chupai jaati […]

  27. Aur mujh hi say daman chura to na lo gay

    28. Agar mein bata don mein kia chahti hon nazron say apni gira tou na doo gay Jo mein chahti hon, woh tub bhi na chaho Mujhey koi kari si saza tou na do gay Mein mohabbaton mein jabar ki qayal nahin hon Dil laga ker mujh ko bhula to na doo gay Jo mein bata […]

  28. Hi & Good Morning! arz hai.

    29. Hi & Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

  29. Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...?

    30. Ye dard mit gaya to phir? Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir...? Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...? Main titliyon k shehar mein, Rahoon to mujh ko fiker hai... Wo phool jo khila nahi, Wo phool khil gaya to phir...? Tujhe bhi kuch nahi mila, Mujhe bhi kuch nahi […]

  30. Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath

    31. Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath,,, ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath,,, mein jo ik umer masafat mein raha, tab jana,,, rah b chalti rahi hai, meri raftaar k sath,,, ham to yusaf nahi,bazaar-e-sukhan mein "FRAAZ" yun hi chal parte hein,har ik kharidaar k sath.

  31. Na ho aapki muskan kam

    32. Mil jaati hai kitno ko khushi, Mit jaate hai kitno ke gham, SMS is liye bhej rahe hai hum, Takay door rah kar bhi na ho aapki muskan kam.

  32. Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se

    33. Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se, Par us ki shadi ho gaye sagar se, Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati hay, Par badnaam na ho MOHABBAT is liye wo laut jaati hay,

  33. Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Galay ka Haar ho jao

    34. Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Gally ka Haar ho jao Akhela Chor dena , tum jahaan Be-zaar ho jao Bhot Jaldi Samajh mein aany lagty ho Zamane ki Bhot Aasaan ho, thory Bhot dushwaar ho jao Mulaqakto mein wafa ls liye hona zaroori hai Ke tum ik Din Judaaee ke liye Tayaar ho jao Main […]