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Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
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- Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai
- Hadon ki qaid se tuk ker azad mujhey
- Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain
- Zindagi qaid-e-musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi
- Considering his achievements of
- The return of phoolan devi (bb)
- Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo
- Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti
- Woh ghair ho k bhi kitnay apne hain...
- Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti
- Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho
- The length & breadth & height of you
- We have plenty of Confidence in this country
- Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
- Difference between deciding and doing
- Yaar, kitthay hai tu
- Sorry for late SMS
- Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay
- Chand lamho ki zindagi hai
- Lambe safar main susu
- Latifa kisey kehtey hain
- Santa's sexy wife
- First ATM Password
- Break bones not heart
- Biggest and most repeated internet lie
- Alphabets for fashion geeks :p
- Modern definition of will power
- Everybody makes mistakes in this world
- How to impress a girl / boy
- Don't copy if u can't paste! :p
- Life of girl vs boys as compare to facebook
- A man received an unknown call..
- LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...
I" M" A PoLice Officer.. & U r Under arrest Because U r So Cute and Being So Cute Is a Crime. Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..
hadon ki qaid se tuk ker azad mujhey, dil me basaya hay to ankhon me utar le mujhy, meri sab hi jazbon me hay pakizgi ka rang, tu jis rishtay se chahay pukar lay mujhay
Palkon me qaid kuch sapne hain... kuch begane kuch apne hain... na jane kya KASHISH hay in khayalon main... woh ghair hoke bhi kitne apne hain...
Zindagi qad e musalsal ka siwa kuch bhi nahi Kiya tha‚ jurm- e -wafa‚ is‚ k siwa kuch bhi nahi ‚ Jeenay ki arzo ma roz mar rahey han Dawa teri muhabbat ka siwa kuch bhi nahi ‚ Khnchti‚ ha‚ appni‚ taraf‚ gulshan‚ ki‚ rang- o- bu Kashish phoolon ma khushboo ka siwa kuch bhi […]
Considering his achievements of creating shortage of wheat gas power sugar water Musharaf has been given the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! "The return of phoolan devi", Directed by Condi Rice, Scripted in London & Produced by GHQ. Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto), Character Actor:Musharraf Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel. Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie, Dancer: Sherry, Music: MQM & Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo, Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo, Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo! Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo....
Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Amanat main kabhi kayamat nahi hoti, Dil ko sambhal kar rakhna, Meri dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahi hoti.
Palkon main qaid kuch sapne hain, Kuch bayganay kuch apne hain, Na janay kia kashish hai in khayalon main, Woh ghair ho k bhi kitnay apne hain...
Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna, Kion kay hamari dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahin hoti
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus kafi hai Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi […]
The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I'll have to take a bite of you.
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. -Will Rogers
Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko, Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko! Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main ! Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per! Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday […]
5 frogs were sitting on a wall 4 decided to jump off. How many left now?? still 5. because There€™s a lot of difference between Deciding and doing
Thoughts r many but words r few, I m always there for you, When things go wrong Don't turn blue, Just give me a call & say, "Yaar, kitthay hai tu"
Sorry for late SMS Actually police arrested me for killing a girl I swear I didn't kill her I just asked her ,"will u marry me?" and woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p
Professor: Tum 20 saal ki larki Su shaadi kroge ya Apne sy 20 saal bari say ... ? Student: Sir ! Depend karta hy k Kon khoobsurat hay ! Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi
Chand lamho ki zindagi hai, Nafraton se jiya nahi karte, Lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni padegi, Kyunki aap to ab sms kiya nahi karte.
Aankho mein ansu aa jatte hai, Phir bhi labo par hasi rakhni parrti hai, Ye haal tabhi hota hai, Jab lambe safar main susu rokni parrti hai€¦.
Aik pagal dosre pagal se: Latifa kisey kehtey hain Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. Banta: What does your wife look like? Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours? Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
Don't Break anyone's heart They have only one of it... Break their bones.. They have 206 of them.. ;-)
The Biggest Internet Lie that we have all told at least once . . . . . "I have Read & I agree to the Terms & conditions.." :-P :-D Lolzz
This Is How Fashion Freaks Learn Alphabets Today: A For Armani B - Burberry C - Chanel D - Dior E - Escada F - Fendi G - Gucci H - Hermes I - Iceberg J - Jimmy Choo K - Karl Lagerfeld L - Louis Vuitton M - Manolo Blahnik N - Nina Ricci […]
Question: What Is Will-Power? Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20 msg & 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook, And Still You Click . . . . . LOGOUT
In this world everybody makes mistakes... But Only girlfriend, wife n boss have the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them n reminding them
How to impress a girl >Respect Her >Honour Her >Love Her >Protect Her >Care For Her How to Impress a boy >Just smile once >Game over
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]
Dear Guys, May your life be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-D Dear Girls, May your life not be as bad as you pretend it is on Facebook __ :-P
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]