Biggest and most repeated internet lie

Misc SMS Jokes

The Biggest Internet Lie
that we have all told at least once
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"I have Read & I agree to the Terms & conditions.." :-P :-D Lolzz

Related SMS

  1. Death is not the biggest fear we have

    2. A Don Miguel Ruiz quote about fear — not of death, but of showing up as yourself. Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive -- the risk to be alive and express what we really are. (Don Miguel Ruiz)

  2. The biggest enemy of success

    3. Fear keeps the door locked on success. Send courage to open it, and success will be waiting. The biggest enemy of success is "Fear of failure" So when FEAR knocks at your DOOR, send COURAGE to open the DOOR and success will wait for you.

  3. Past year performance repeated.

    4. A telegram trick for hiding exam failure from your father — very cleverly worded. Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

  4. Good relationship doesnt need

    5. Good Relations doesn't need any promises any terms or conditions.. it just need two wonderful people. One cool like me.. one sweet like u!

  5. Hope to hug you soon

    6. My sweetest memory-UR message. My biggest sadness-The distance My biggest hope-i will HUG you soon My strongest prayer relation continues forever.

  6. Graduation speech (Funny)

    7. Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!

  7. Agree With The Dictionary

    8. Agree With The Dictionary. Boys Before Girls, Partying Before Studying & Friends Before Love

  8. Comfort and growth

    9. People who agree with you give comfort. People who disagree with you give growth. You need both. We Get Comfort From Those Who Agree With Us, But We Get Growth From Only Those Who Disagree With Us..

  9. Funny graduation speech

    10. Graduation Speech: I Would Like To Thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft 0ffice And Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D

  10. Sun or Moon

    11. One day i told her you are just like a sun she got angry with me. Another day i told her you just like a moon she was very Happy. But i told her the moon has no own light the sun give him his own light.

  11. Give your hundred percent in a relationship

    12. A boy 'n a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest 'n the most beautiful marble aside 'n […]

  12. If u like my SMS

    13. A meta SMS chain that turns deleting it into a sign of jealousy. If u like my SMS, it means I'm smart If you save, U agree I'm smart If u forward, U spread that I'm smart & If u delete, u r jealous, because I'm smart.

  13. I'm whispering coz i dont want you to wake you up....good night

    14. A tender goodnight text for someone you care about deeply. Soft enough to read at midnight. I'm whispering coz i dont want you to wake you up. U'll probably read this tomorrow, but anyway, I want you to know - i kissed you good night!

  14. U luk sweet when u read my message

    15. U look sweet when u read my message. U look sweeter when u read my message & smile. U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

  15. For the best 2027, Happy New Year

    16. May You Discover How To Ease Your Disturbed, Overworked Brain Into Manifestation And Consciousness, So You Can Disengage From Adverse Conditions, And Modify Your Life For The Best This Coming Year. Happy New Year 2027!

  16. Read this slowly

    17. Read This SLowLy "LIFEISNOWHERE" What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!! Just BeautifuL Line To Say, "LiFe Depends On The Way We Look It"

  17. When somebody who is deeply in love

    18. When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cute, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That's true, Believe me, I swear because love is definitely blind

  18. All boys r d same

    19. For a GIRL Who says,"All BOYS are the same" should be asked; Who told HER to try ALL OF THEM!!:-P

  19. Definition of TIME!

    20. Definition of TIME! Slow, when you wait! Fast, when you r Late! Deadly, when you r Sad! Short, when you r happy! Endless, when you r in Pain! Long,when you feel bore! Sometimes, time is determined by your feelings and your psychological conditions not by clocks... So, Have A Nice Time Always!! :-)

  20. Improvements made in you

    21. After Our Last Argument, I Told My Girlfriend, "I Hope Your Next Boyfriend Appreciates The Improvements I've Made In You:P"

  21. Teacher, student and kiss

    22. A kindergarten teacher offers a kiss as a reward for counting to ten — and the student wants to renegotiate the terms. Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se, 1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi... BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

  22. Age appears to be best in some things.

    23. Old wood burns best, old books read best, old rice tastes best — and old friends are the best of all. Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep.

  23. Not every flower can represent love

    24. Not every flower represents love, not every tree survives thirst — and apparently not every monkey can read an SMS. Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Enjoy your day, […]

  24. The Final Exam Will Be Based On

    25. 80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On . . . . . . . . . The One Lecture You Missed And The One Topic You Didn't Read.

  25. Person expert in reading your heart

    26. Someone who can read your eyes is already reading your heart. Don't bother trying to hide. Never try to hide ur secrets from a person who can read ur Eyes.. Because the one who reads your eyes is always an expert in reading your Heart..!

  26. Dont read success story.

    27. Dont read success story. Read only failure story, B'coz, failure story you get new idea to win, from Success story you get only message. Good morning to u

  27. Some hurt by word some by action

    28. Some people hurt by words & some by action... But the biggest hurt i believe is that someone ignoring u when u value them bigger than anything else!

  28. Love u mother

    29. Mother is the biggest gift of god to all human being Believe it or not she is the real queen she protect her child and not mean Love u a lot mom

  29. Have a Great Sunday...

    30. Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...

  30. Special place to your friends

    31. Friend is one who tolerates your worst MOOD, Manages to smile on your idiot JOKE, Tries to understand your craziest DREAM, And knows the biggest reason behind your smallest TEAR. so always give special place to your friends in your heart.:-)

  31. Read each word Reversely

    32. Read each word Reversely: A' suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR $M$ revenehW stI nettirW '...ylesreveR

  32. Great lines said by ..

    33. "Change can't be given to you every time, You Must Bring the Change" Great lines said by . . . . Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor. (Now read once again).:-D

  33. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

    34. Boy proposes; girl says her family won't agree — turns out she has a husband and three children already. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay