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1. Get well quick, u lazy bum,

Get well quick, u lazy bum, There's lots of work to do. If u stay sick, it's more work for me, And I'd rather it was for u.

2. Life of a medical student

Life while doing m.b.b.s 1sr yr: yahoo i'm in Medical college 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi 4th yr: aah soon it'll b over 5th yr: finaly it'll b over House job: i did it Job : i love myself W8 a min ! Something is missing […]

3. Love described in detail for medical students

Medical Question: Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail. Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated. Types: 1 Way And 2 Way. Age: Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any […]

4. Twinkle twinkle lazy star,kitna soyega uth ja yaar,

Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high, Sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pele chai, then call me and say hi

5. Medical student wishing good night

I wish that u visualize a sweet multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occurring benevolently in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain. In short, Good Night!!!!

6. Your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!

7. Chances of my recovering?

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.

8. Don't copy if u can't paste! :p

A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]

9. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking

When You Thought I Wasn't Looking (Written By A Child) A Message Every Adult Should Read, Because Children Are Watching You And Doing As You Do, Not As You Say. When You Thought I Wasn't Looking, I Saw You Hang My First Painting On The Refrigerator, And I Immediately Wanted To Paint Another One. When […]

10. It is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

11. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I'm not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se […]

12. Gangster's son failed his examination

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

13. Reports got mixed up

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma! husband: What should i do now? Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!

14. Hold two contradictory thoughts

The superior person can hold two contradictory thoughts simultaneously and still continue to function. You need a long-term vision combined with short-term focus. - Brian Tracy

15. Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

16. Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

17. I am teaching history.

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked,"Anything new at work? He replied, No, I am teaching history.

18. Sun or Moon

One day i told her you are just like a sun she got angry with me. Another day i told her you just like a moon she was very Happy. But i told her the moon has no own light the sun give him his own light.

19. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

20. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

21. Good / bad news after wife accident

A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]

22. Habbit of talking in sleep

A Lady to Doctor: My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure? Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

23. Yaar, kitthay hai tu

Thoughts r many but words r few, I m always there for you, When things go wrong Don't turn blue, Just give me a call & say, "Yaar, kitthay hai tu"

24. We were using duplicate key

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When ? Man:Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key

25. Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"

26. A girl's status at facebook

A girl's status at fb: Weird day A guy came up to me & told me he'd give me an iphone if i sleep with him. How ridiculous . . . Updated via iphone

27. Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"

Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just […]

28. A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

29. I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

30. 5 funny facts of life

Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]

31. My name is Sunlight.

Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight."

32. I was a fool when I married you.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes dear, I know but I was in love and didnt notice.

33. Husband was seriously ill

Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife […]