Get well quick, u lazy bum,

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
There's lots of work to do.
If u stay sick, it's more work for me,
And I'd rather it was for u.

Related SMS

  1. Medical term for lazy

    2. The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do All the things around the House that he used to do. When the examination was Complete, He said: "now, doc, i can take It. Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain english," The doctor replied, "you're just lazy […]

  2. Twinkle twinkle lazy star,kitna soyega uth ja yaar,

    3. Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high, Sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pele chai, then call me and say hi

  3. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

    4. Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

  4. R u a working woman or a housewife?

    5. Someone asked a women r u a working woman or a housewife? Her answer , "yes i am a ful time working housewife, I work 24 hours a day... I am an alarm clock,a cook, a maid,a teacher,a waiter,a nanny,a nurse,a handyman,a security officer,a counsellor and a comforter. I don't get holidays, sick leave or […]

  5. There are no limits

    6. If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. (Bruce Lee)

  6. Have an enjoyable diwali mela

    7. Delightful laddos Incandecent diyas Whole lot of fun A big stock of masti Lots of mithai Innemurable fireworks Wishing you the best bargain on fun n lots of sale-e-bration have an enjoyable diwali mela

  7. Relationships are like bluetooth.

    8. Now-a-days peoples and relationships are like bluetooth. If you stay close they stay connected, And if u go away they find new devices!

  8. Smile is a curve

    9. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday .......

  9. Cheer up

    10. I know being sick is awful. So here I am to cheer you up and put some smile on your face. Please take care and get well soon.

  10. Life is too short.

    11. Life is too short. If we work Good. OR If we work Bad. In 2 cases life will end. SO if we work good than we are died peacefully.

  11. Love defined by a simple boy

    12. LOVE described by a simple boy; L0ve is when mom kisses me. L0ve is when dad l0oks at me dat one day he'll sit on couch watching tv & i'll c0me back 4m work & saying "dad abhi tak soye nhn" Love is whn my bhabi will say hey bro i've seen a girl for […]

  12. If you believe in what you are doing

    13. If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities. (Dale Carnegie)

  13. Don't be sick!!

    14. Lord, touch my friend in the forehead and release him out of his illness. He is so dear to me and I don’t want to see him sick.

  14. Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick

    15. Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick, Seems to us an insensitive choice. So don't be so selfish; don't be a sloth; Come back so we all can rejuice! We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon

  15. World is full of willing people

    16. World is full of willing people Some willing to work and others like me, Willing to let them work

  16. Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

    17. Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

  17. If somebody comes n tells u

    18. If somebody comes n tells u, That u r fool, lazy & stupid! Don't b afraid, go to him, Catch his neck, and tell him "Kisay hor noo naa dasin"

  18. Hard work & Talen

    19. Hard work beats talen When Talent doesn't work hard. ~Tim notke

  19. Wish u a cure soon & healthy days ahead

    20. Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly. All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, because they all knows my friend is sick. Wish […]

  20. Have a Relaxing Sunday

    21. Sunday Is A Lazy Day. Sleep For An Extra Hour. Forget About The Daily Chores. Take The Easy Way Today And Sit Back And Relax. Have A Very Relaxing Sunday.

  21. Lack of Vitamin me

    22. If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost, U know whats wrong? U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ME Good Night

  22. I love my mother beyond limits

    23. Your mother bore you For 9 months , She watched her feet Swell, she struggled to Climb stairs, She got breathless quick, She bore excruciating pain, She suffered many sleepless Nights, She became your nurse, your Chef, your teacher, your Cleaner, your launderette, your Friend. She struggled for you, but not Did she see it […]

  23. Happy Sunday Quote / Quotation

    24. Sunday Is An Inspiration To Work. We Work All Round The Week And Then Finally Its Sunday. So Make Maximum Out Of This Day And Make It Simply The Best So That You Are Cheered Up For The Week. Happy Sunday.

  24. Sunday Message for Wife / GirlFriend

    25. Make This Sunday A Very Lazy One Lie In Bed Late If You Want To And Forget About The Chores. Forget The Fast Lane And Take It Easy Today. Have A Great Sunday!

  25. Move on dude

    26. A 5th standard kid wrote in his maths answr sheet: Dear Math, Im sick & tired of finding ur x Jst accpt d fact dat she's gone! Move On dude!

  26. I want you to love me for what I am

    27. I Want You To Hug Me When I Get Scared. I Want You To Kiss Me When I Act Like A Kid. I Want You To Care For Me When I'm Sick. I Want You To Listen To Me When I Wanna Say Something. I Want You To Understand My Silence When I Don't Have […]

  27. Let's go, get up, stop faking it;

    28. Let's go, get up, stop faking it; Get your sorry behind off that bed. Try positive thinking to get back to work. Your illness is all in your head! At least that's what we hope. Looking forward to your return. Get Well Soon.

  28. Beautiful prayer

    29. ^~BEAUTIFUL PRAYER~^ O ALLAH... Enlighten what is Dark in Me, Strengthen what is Weak in Me, Mend what is Broken in Me, Bind what is Bruised in Me, Heal what is Sick in Me, Straighten what is Crooked in Me and Revive whatever Peace and Love has Died in Me..! Ameen

  29. Hug Day to sweetheart

    30. Hug From Me Even though I'm away, in my heart I'm right by your side. And here's a hug from me To say, I love you lots Sweetheart! Happy Hug Day

  30. Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me

    31. Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me This makes me realised that, Life would be boring, without a friend like you.

  31. I have lots of jokes in my inbox

    32. I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can't send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I'm sending you just 1 joke . . . "You are so beautiful"

  32. In the time of high price of everything

    33. In the time of high price of everything, A smile is still something affordable. Stock and use lots of it. As it has huge returns.

  33. Keep me in your heart

    34. "If there ever comes a day when we can't be together.... Keep me in your heart, I will stay there forever."