Larkion ko ezzat do

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1. Larkion ko "I love you" kehne ki jaga

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko "I love you" kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

2. Khareed skta hoon

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3. Chemical symbols & sardar

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

4. A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study

5. Ghussa ko pinay * qasoor maf karnay walay

 AL-QURAN  "Jo log ghussay ko pee jatay hain aur doosron k qasoor muaaf kar detay hain, aise naik log ALLAH Ko buhat hi pasand hain" (Aal-e-Imran:134)

6. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

7. Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay

Professor: Tum 20 saal ki larki Su shaadi kroge ya Apne sy 20 saal bari say ... ? Student: Sir ! Depend karta hy k Kon khoobsurat hay ! Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi

8. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

9. Sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

10. Main jo POOCHO tumhara HAAL-e-DIL

Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko, Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko, Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL, To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko

11. Most important source of finance

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

12. Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

13. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

14. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do

Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do Apni muskurahatain apna bholapun day do Apni ankhain baksh do apna husn nawaz do Apna sakhan day do apnay dil ka dhun day do Tumharay dum say meray jevan mein khushiyain hain bahar hay Mein kuch kehna chahta hon mujhey tumse mohabbat hay, mujhey tum se […]

15. Aisi apni wife ho

Aisi apni wife ho aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho waight main thori light ho umer main diffrence slight ho thori se woh quite ho to mamorable her ek night ho aisi apni wife ho sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey bheer main sub […]

16. Her sahara bhool jatey hain

Yeh Bahein Humein jab apni Panahon mein bulathi hein, Humein apni Kasam hum har Sahara bhool jatey hain...

17. A Good / Best Teacher is who ....

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

18. apni yadoon ka ghulam ker gaya

aaj door se hi koi salam kar gaya, apni yadon ka ghulam ker gaya , apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas, aaj wohi humain nilaam kar gaya........

19. chaha hai is ko rooh ki gehraiyoon ke sath

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20. Tum apni zulf ki parchaiyan mujhay day do

Tum apni zulf ki parchaiyan mujhay day do Tum apni shaam ki tanhaiyan mujhay day do Mein doob jaon tumhari udas aankhon mein Tum apnay dard ki gehraiyan mujhay day do

21. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

22. Aey ibne ADAM!

Aey ibne ADAM! Tujhe kia ho gaya hai? Tu ne apni namazon, Duaon aur ibadaton ko sir pareshani aur museebat k waqt k liye hi rakha huwa hai, Tujhey 70ma'aon se ziadah chahnay wale RAB Ta'AALA ko sirf apni waqti khuwahishon k liye naraz kia howa hai.. Aey insan, zara soch to sahi...

23. Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay.

Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

24. Door reh ker bhi

Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay, Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay, Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me, Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

25. Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka

Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka, Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do, Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg, Agar karte ho to is ka jawaab do.

26. tujh se na milnay ka yaqeen hai magar

toot jatay hain sabhi rishtay magar dil ka dil say rishta apni jaga tujh se na milnay ka yaqeen hai magar tujh se milnay ke dua apni jaga

27. one girl asked to pappu

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28. Apna 1 friend udhaar to do..

Mujhe apni mohabbat ka aitbar to do, Main toot k chahoon tumhein yeh ikhtiar to do, Guzarti hi nahin ab ye zindagi tanha, Apna 1 friend udhaar to do..

29. Tamam hazraat se Guzarish hai

Breaking News: Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai, k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai

30. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

31. Zindgi per kitab likhunga

Zindgi per kitab likhunga... Us mai sarey hisab likhunga.... Pyar ko waqt guzari lik kar..... Chahton ko azaab likhunga.., Hui barbad m0habbat kaisey.... Kaisey bikhry hain khuwab likhunga..... Apni khwahish ka tazkra kar k.... Naam tera jawab likhunga.... Teri ankhain sharab ki manind..... Tera chehra gulaab likhunga.... Mai tuj se judai ka sabab.... Apni kismat […]

32. Lagta hai pahunch gai

Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar k ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

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